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Yep - I said wacky 
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Donkey pops up out of manhole in Switzerland
The creature has remained silent about his motives
A donkey popped up out of a manhole in Switzerland – and the beast has so far been unwilling or unable to offer investigators any leads on what he was doing down there.
Local man Urs Meyer found the big-eared creature with his head poking out of the manhole cover while walking his dog in the municipality of Pratteln in northern Switzerland.
Meyer manfully fought back the urge to make any pun on the words ‘ass’ and ‘hole’.
Meyer said, ‘My initial reaction was it was a stuffed toy but then I saw it move its ears and shake its head, and realised it was real. I don’t know how the manhole cover ended up being moved but the donkey had clearly fallen inside and was stuck there.’
It took more than an hour to dislodge the donkey from the hole.
Fire brigade spokesman Markus Osterhagen said: ‘The donkey was lucky it didn’t end up falling any deeper into the hole. It was hard enough to get it out as it was. We reckon it probably been there all night, and although it had some small cuts from trying to wriggle free, it was otherwise unhurt.’
"the beast has so far been unwilling or unable to offer investigators any leads on what he was doing down there."
Brilliant 
Meanwhile in Richmond political correctness goes barmy
When I win the lottery my friend that will change.
I'm packing you off to Venice
Originally Posted by Saint:
Meanwhile in Richmond political correctness goes barmy
Lol 
That donkey at the top of the page needs a beer next to his right hoof just to complete the picture
New John Lewis Advert - awwww its nearly Christmas 
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Saint:
just love that
Tis funny in't it 
Perhaps my favourite clip from You Tube
(no dogs were harmed in the posting of this clip)
I love cats - I want them on a rainbow
A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties him to a chair. W...hile tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, “Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”
She responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”
Bit naughty in parts with f-bomb on occasions
But its funny too
Hope that helps 
Have you ever noticed how dinky a ducklings wings are?
Originally Posted by Saint:
Not just in the UK then.
oooh I have two threads the same - we should use this one perhaps?
Originally Posted by Saint:
oooh I have two threads the same - we should use this one perhaps?
Yes, I think I responded to both of them
I know - parents anniversary last week
I had leek and mushroom risotto with truffle oil
Truffle oil! That's horrendously expensive! as far as I've seen
I felt queasy just watching that, Scotty!
Originally Posted by Madame Arcati:
I felt queasy just watching that, Scotty!
And me, Madame. My stomach was doing somersaults!
Originally Posted by Scotty:
IMO, you have to be a wee bit mad to attempt something like that!
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Posted it to my son Robert on FB. His reply - Are you thirsty? I could give you litre of my palm sweat.
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Posted it to my son Robert on FB. His reply - Are you thirsty? I could give you litre of my palm sweat.
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Scotty:
IMO, you have to be a wee bit mad to attempt something like that!
omg -I just couldn't
Bad language alert but I think this is hilarious
Originally Posted by Saint:
I can't understand the f***er
He was having a really bad day 
Originally Posted by Yellow Rose:
Originally Posted by Saint:
I can't understand the f***er
He was having a really bad day
Maybe he has Avian Tourettes!
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Loving the teachers!
So ... can't help being special
(born in Jesmond don't you know)
But when you Google "Gagajoyjoy" the options beneath the title are ...
Weather update in your area
I thank you - takes a bow 
Not the best time to advertise a free sausage roll
I love vids of Junior the dog singing along with his owners in the car. In the second vid he's trying to learn foreign languages, lol
I imagine if Sainty had a pet it would be like this
And they wouldn't be Tesco napkins either ! 
