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Nutella as a face mask. YES, that is what it said on the webpage.
Go figure!
WARNING - very very rude with strong language but very funny
I used one of the roundabouts featured for work in Sunderland - it was bad
@Saint posted:WARNING - very very rude with strong language but very funny
I used one of the roundabouts featured for work in Sunderland - it was bad
Little boy brought homework to his Dad asking,
"What's the difference between theory and reality?"
Dad said,
"Go and ask your Mum if she'd sleep with the plumber for ÂĢ1m"
Little boy returned and said, "She said yes"
Dad said he should ask his sister the same question.
Little boy returned and said, "She said yes too"
So his Dad said,
"Well - in theory we're sitting on ÂĢ2m but in reality we're living with two slappers"
@Saint posted:Little boy brought homework to his Dad asking,
"What's the difference between theory and reality?"
Dad said,
"Go and ask your Mum if she'd sleep with the plumber for ÂĢ1m"
Little boy returned and said, "She said yes"
Dad said he should ask his sister the same question.
Little boy returned and said, "She said yes too"
So his Dad said,
"Well - in theory we're sitting on ÂĢ2m but in reality we're living with two slappers"
I'm not adding this year to my age. I didn't use it
@Saint posted:Little boy brought homework to his Dad asking,
"What's the difference between theory and reality?"
Dad said,
"Go and ask your Mum if she'd sleep with the plumber for ÂĢ1m"
Little boy returned and said, "She said yes"
Dad said he should ask his sister the same question.
Little boy returned and said, "She said yes too"
So his Dad said,
"Well - in theory we're sitting on ÂĢ2m but in reality we're living with two slappers"
My tree bought for ÂĢ1.25 from Morissons a few years ago
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