@Baz posted:I think we have always been all we have ever had Renton .
I tend to think that with all we have/had, that we could be so much more...
No idea 
They all missed Pan Am flight 103 that was destroyed by a bomb over LockerbieâĶ
Johnny Rotten missed the flight because his wife was late packingâĶ
Kim Cattrall missed the flight because she decided to go to London to get a gift for her motherâĶ
The Four Tops missed the flight because they were late getting out of a recording session and oversleptâĶ
Mats Wilander missed the flight having made a reservation but did not take his seatâĶ
I have been listening to Paul Sinhaâs Perfect Pub Quiz again 
Wild.
The Last Supper c/o Just Eat
Jesus wanted to use Deliveroo but Judas said he was flush and treated everyone - much to their amazement 
"AFTER THE PARTY ~
âWell,â said the Queen to the little bear âwhere do you go from hereâ
âI am not sure your majestyâ Paddington bear answered with a tear
âYou see the Browns have all grown up and gone on their separate wayâ
Paddington continued âI am now homeless as I have nowhere else to stayâ
âWell, my little friendâ the Queen replied to him âthis will never do at allâ
âI too am all alone you can move into my palace Iâm sure we will have a ballâ
The little bear looked up and asked âwill there be marmalade dear Queenâ
Of course, she replied âthe biggest spread of sandwiches youâve ever seenâ
âAnd cups of tea and crockery that you can drop and I will never never mindâ
The little bear replied âyour majesty I accept your offer you are very very kindâ
By John Sullivan"
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@slimfern posted:
"AFTER THE PARTY ~
âWell,â said the Queen to the little bear âwhere do you go from hereâ
âI am not sure your majestyâ Paddington bear answered with a tear
âYou see the Browns have all grown up and gone on their separate wayâ
Paddington continued âI am now homeless as I have nowhere else to stayâ
âWell, my little friendâ the Queen replied to him âthis will never do at allâ
âI too am all alone you can move into my palace Iâm sure we will have a ballâ
The little bear looked up and asked âwill there be marmalade dear Queenâ
Of course, she replied âthe biggest spread of sandwiches youâve ever seenâ
âAnd cups of tea and crockery that you can drop and I will never never mindâ
The little bear replied âyour majesty I accept your offer you are very very kindâ
By John Sullivan"
Awwwww
@slimfern posted:
"AFTER THE PARTY ~
âWell,â said the Queen to the little bear âwhere do you go from hereâ
âI am not sure your majestyâ Paddington bear answered with a tear
âYou see the Browns have all grown up and gone on their separate wayâ
Paddington continued âI am now homeless as I have nowhere else to stayâ
âWell, my little friendâ the Queen replied to him âthis will never do at allâ
âI too am all alone you can move into my palace Iâm sure we will have a ballâ
The little bear looked up and asked âwill there be marmalade dear Queenâ
Of course, she replied âthe biggest spread of sandwiches youâve ever seenâ
âAnd cups of tea and crockery that you can drop and I will never never mindâ
The little bear replied âyour majesty I accept your offer you are very very kindâ
By John Sullivan"
If I had kids this is exactly what I'd read to them - classic children's tales from a better time. I would never fill their heads with food banks and COVID and Ukraine. They'd live a child's life free from worry 
Checking Paddington's Twitter - think I like him . . . .
Plans for the weekend
1) Think about a plan
2) Eat a marmalade sandwich
3) Check list
4) Slice of cake...
5) Take a nap
Clever - I must try that
Amber Heard - i'm swooning for her recently 
@Saint posted:Amber Heard - i'm swooning for her recently
You just need to look at that wanker.
If you wave to the crowd you've lost it 
@velvet donkey posted:You just need to look at that wanker.
She's been vilified despite others' testimony he was abusive and possessive AND he came up to Newcastle!!
Feel for her tbh
He would'nt advertise me parfum. Put it like that me chum
@Saint posted:She's been vilified despite others' testimony he was abusive and possessive AND he came up to Newcastle!!
Feel for her tbh
Did you watch the trial? I do not give a flying ***if people like Johnny Depp or not, no one should be accused of something they haven't done out of malice and spite., He was accused of something with not one jot of evidence. In fact, her own recordings shows who was the violent one. She's a narcissistic liar, she really should be sitting in jail because she's perjured herself in 3 countries.
Countless witnesses came forward and refuted her evidence including 5 police offers, the penthouse manager, the caravan park manager, the caravan bar manager..all these 'rando's' as she calls them had no connection to Johnny Depp. She's still gaslighting him and always will until he takes a court order out on her, or takes her to court again. It was never about money, it was about him telling his side of the story.
She is pure evil.. Ask, her ex-wife who she smacked in an airport and was arrested and spent the night in jail. Although her ex-wife didn't press charges, she was actually seen doing it by a policewoman. , Ask her ex best friend who was shopping with her and suddenly got slapped in the face...or watch the videos of her sister showing her friends the bruises that Amber had inflicted on her...even try listening to the recordings where she admits hitting him, or the one in Australia when she admitted slicing off the end of his finger !
Jonny Depp has wanker written all over him. Literally
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:Did you watch the trial? I do not give a flying ***if people like Johnny Depp or not, no one should be accused of something they haven't done out of malice and spite., He was accused of something with not one jot of evidence. In fact, her own recordings shows who was the violent one. She's a narcissistic liar, she really should be sitting in jail because she's perjured herself in 3 countries.
Countless witnesses came forward and refuted her evidence including 5 police offers, the penthouse manager, the caravan park manager, the caravan bar manager..all these 'rando's' as she calls them had no connection to Johnny Depp. She's still gaslighting him and always will until he takes a court order out on her, or takes her to court again. It was never about money, it was about him telling his side of the story.
She is pure evil.. Ask, her ex-wife who she smacked in an airport and was arrested and spent the night in jail. Although her ex-wife didn't press charges, she was actually seen doing it by a policewoman. , Ask her ex best friend who was shopping with her and suddenly got slapped in the face...or watch the videos of her sister showing her friends the bruises that Amber had inflicted on her...even try listening to the recordings where she admits hitting him, or the one in Australia when she admitted slicing off the end of his finger !
Blimey - no I didn't watch the trial. So is everything she said a lie? It just seemed to be all bad about her and all good about him despite some horrific texts he sent - is it ever that clear cut?
@velvet donkey posted:Jonny Depp has wanker written all over him. Literally
Thatâs my take too Velvet
If you wave to the crowd you've lost it.
Feck Hollywood. Get Cary Grant on.
And believe me, I like Dame
Dame is unconditional on here
Feck Jonny Depp.
Who's he been in with?
Shane McGowan
The dude off the Fast Show.
Jeff Beck.
It's totally mad. The guy is an actor. Do I write messages in blood on my wall? Do I feck.
He's a big head spanner out of control because everyone says yes like Jeff Beck. Talk about parading.
Thankfully I have no Jeff Beck.