Very snout-friendly
Theresa May: "In some parts of Britain there are three generations of families where nobody has ever worked."
I think she's referring to Buckingham Palace....
I was an accident 
.... and I've just watched a documentary on N Korea
Odd
Recreate a human version of Hungry Hippo by rolling Maltesers across the floor at Weight Watchers 
Make bin collection day more interesting !!!
Saint posted:
Make bin collection day more interesting !!!
That is just brilliant. Although it may backfire if the refuse collectors call in the local constabulary !!!!
Saint posted:
Looks nice Renton
. . .and right up my street Ms. Baz
Based upon Jules Verne's character Phileas Fogg and his worldly adventures.
WARNING : VERY RUDE - very funny
Hi Saint 
Hope things have been ok with you? xx
Hellllloooo Roger - long time
How are you???
Roger it's a long story - too long
Mum and Dad are ok but my Dad has been given a max of 4years ... but who knows what can happen. He's so pragmatic and accepting (he's 82)
My sister has the same problem as my parents - a stoma but we learned today it can be reversed which is wonderful. However her digestion and bowels are kinda ruined - it's a long standing problem and genetic in our family.
Me next perhaps?
How are you?