@Saint posted:
Are they actually mugs Renton ?
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, 'Now don't get mad at me....I know We've been friends for a long time.....but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is.' Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, 'How soon do you need to know?'
@slimfern posted:Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, 'Now don't get mad at me....I know We've been friends for a long time.....but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is.' Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, 'How soon do you need to know?'
Awwwww
A mum âhowled with laughterâ after her elderly parents asked her to buy them more âgorgeous pateâ â only to discover they had eaten a tin of cat food. Angela Holloway has been shopping for her mum Margaret Lincoln and step-dad Donald Lincoln throughout the coronavirus crisis, but usually separates the pet food from the rest of the shopping. That meant the 59-year-old was confused last week when her mum told her they had eaten âa really lovely dinner of absolutely gorgeous pate and baked breadâ. The Sheffield couple, who now live in France, were eating with Angelaâs sister Beverly Weston â but no one had noticed the cat on the packaging, and they struggle to read French labelling.....
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This shouldn't be funny or entertaining until she said, "Yeah I kicked you - I'm a country girl" 
If you know an angry "Karen" there's t-shirts on the site too !! https://karens-in-the-wild-store.creator-spring.com/?
Three Lions '21
[Warning: Contains a bit of swearing, a bit of politics and a lot of bad singing...]
@Eugene's Lair posted:Three Lions '21
[Warning: Contains a bit of swearing, a bit of politics and a lot of bad singing...]
don't know where the Marx stuff came from, it's just decent people not being racist, unlike these idiots 
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:
don't know where the Marx stuff came from, it's just decent people not being racist, unlike these idiots
It's a bit of misdirection originating from the Trump presidency. A couple of the founding members of BLM said they were "trained Marxists", so people like Giuliani leapt on it and claimed: "Oh, look: BLM's Marxist.". Given the US's "Reds under the beds" history, this gave Republicans an excuse to not only ignore BLM but paint it as the enemy. 
Now it's being copied here: certain England "fans" who'd have previously thrown bananas on the pitch and made monkey chants can now boo players "taking a knee" and claim: "Oh, we're not racist: we just oppose the players supporting a Marxist organization.".
In reality, support for BLM broadened very quickly, and "taking a knee" predates BLM by a long way... But as I said: misdirection...
@Eugene's Lair Thanks for the explanation Eugene, I was talking about this with a friend the other day, I've noticed loads of it on witter and did wonder where it originated
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:
Somebody didn't do their risk assessment properly 
SOMETHING FOR THE SPIDER LOVERSð·
ððžA sea of cobwebs has blanketed a Gippsland town last week lashed by flooding.
ððžIn a phenomenon unwelcome to arachnophobes called ballooning, cooler weather conditions have seen spiders covering stretches of the Longford area in cloudlike cobwebs as they attempt to shelter themselves from wet conditions on the ground.
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@slimfern posted:SOMETHING FOR THE SPIDER LOVERSð·
ððžA sea of cobwebs has blanketed a Gippsland town last week lashed by flooding.ððžIn a phenomenon unwelcome to arachnophobes called ballooning, cooler weather conditions have seen spiders covering stretches of the Longford area in cloudlike cobwebs as they attempt to shelter themselves from wet conditions on the ground.
OMG Donât let Yogi see that , or we will be scraping her off the forum floor .