@Saint posted:

Rofl 

iancanwrite is a funny dude on Twitter.   

@velvet donkey posted:

iancanwrite is a funny dude on Twitter.   

I like  

@Dame_Ann_Average posted:

 

I won £30 and 2 lucky dips on the Lottery

Might not sound like much bit i never win and this time i won three times in three goes LOL

Blue Nun ahoy !!

https://www.toledolibrary.org/...eaturing-women-spies

Female spies - faascinating

@Saint posted:

I won £30 and 2 lucky dips on the Lottery

 

Might not sound like much bit i never win and this time i won three times in three goes LOL

 

Blue Nun ahoy !!

Well done Renton 

@Sprout posted:

That's Xmas sorted then  

Take a naked flame to your house then if you give it to any family member.

Renton 

Gwyneth Paltrow is a bit crackers LOL

@Saint posted:

Gwyneth Paltrow is a bit crackers LOL

And it pays. I'm sacking my agent.

"The places where we have long placed that which we fear and wish to lose"

I think he means Sunderland

@Saint posted:

"The places where we have long placed that which we fear and wish to lose"

 

I think he means Sunderland

No, got to be Boston !

@Saint posted:

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Saint posted:

Nutella as a face mask. YES, that is what it said on the webpage.

Go figure!

WARNING - very very rude with strong language but very funny

I used one of the roundabouts featured for work in Sunderland - it was bad

@Saint posted:

WARNING - very very rude with strong language but very funny

 

I used one of the roundabouts featured for work in Sunderland - it was bad

@Saint posted:

Little boy brought homework to his Dad asking,

"What's the difference between theory and reality?"

Dad said, 

"Go and ask your Mum if she'd sleep with the plumber for £1m"

Little boy returned and said, "She said yes"

Dad said he should ask his sister the same question.

Little boy returned and said, "She said yes too"

So his Dad said,

"Well - in theory we're sitting on £2m but in reality we're living with two slappers"

@Saint posted:

Little boy brought homework to his Dad asking,

"What's the difference between theory and reality?"

Dad said, 

"Go and ask your Mum if she'd sleep with the plumber for £1m"

Little boy returned and said, "She said yes"

 

Dad said he should ask his sister the same question.

Little boy returned and said, "She said yes too"

So his Dad said,

"Well - in theory we're sitting on £2m but in reality we're living with two slappers"

 

I'm not adding this year to my age. I didn't use it 

@Sprout posted:

I'm not adding this year to my age. I didn't use it 

@Baz posted:

Yeah, I'll be 59 next year  

http://ukchristmastv.weebly.com/bbc-1980.html#

@Saint posted:

Little boy brought homework to his Dad asking,

"What's the difference between theory and reality?"

Dad said, 

"Go and ask your Mum if she'd sleep with the plumber for £1m"

Little boy returned and said, "She said yes"

 

Dad said he should ask his sister the same question.

Little boy returned and said, "She said yes too"

So his Dad said,

"Well - in theory we're sitting on £2m but in reality we're living with two slappers"

 

https://www.ferrari.com/en-US/auto/past-model

Don’t drive 

https://www.batfa.com/newvehicles.html

My tree bought for £1.25 from Morissons a few years ago

What beautiful colours Sainty