I've always wanted a hidden gusset

If calories are a unit of heat - how come there are so many in ice cream?

When working in Sunderland I used to read the local rag to which readers could text their views etc to be printed in future editions.

I sent the following after Frank Lampard retired from playing for England:

"They say Frank Lampard has served his country well. Haven't we all in our own way?"   from Steven HMP Durham.

Saint posted:

If calories are a unit of heat - how come there are so many in ice cream?

Exactly  

Rofl There are some right nutters out there !!!

velvet donkey posted:

It's Russian Roulette the minute you step out the door Baz.

Yes  

Saint posted:

She !!??

That ^^^ looks like a glorified biscuit tin 

Ha ha ha brilliant - it looks just like that 

Not from around the web but from around the NHS - a poster we saw recently:

STOMA MATES - have you had a stoma operation? Want to share your stoma stories? Join us.

My Mum nearly fainted

Saint posted:

Not from around the web but from around the NHS - a poster we saw recently:

 

STOMA MATES - have you had a stoma operation? Want to share your stoma stories? Join us.

My Mum nearly fainted

Awww  

Saint posted:

Oh yuk  

Saint posted:

The price of blind faith.

Reality wins everytime.