Perhaps my favourite clip from You Tube
(no dogs were harmed in the posting of this clip)
I love cats - I want them on a rainbow
Sing-a-long whoooop !!!
A man escapes from a prison where heâs been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties him to a chair. W...hile tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While heâs in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, âListen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! Heâs probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasnât seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, donât resist, donât complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, heâll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!â
She responds: âHe wasnât kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that heâs gay, thinks youâre cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.â
Bit naughty in parts with f-bomb on occasions
But its funny too
Hope that helps 
Cat hat for dogs
Have you ever noticed how dinky a ducklings wings are?
