Full moon alignment
When you have bingo at 1pm but have to kill Bill at 2pm
When people visit why not keep an empty bottle of milk in your fridge in case someone wants a black coffee?
I'm considering complaining to McDonalds
Every time I use the drive through they say, "Sorry about your weight"
How dare they !!!
Saint posted:When people visit why not keep an empty bottle of milk in your fridge in case someone wants a black coffee?
"West end girls"
Saint posted:
Not really my thing 
When your owner says,
"Who's a good boy?"
And you already know it's you.
Saint posted:
When your owner says,
"Who's a good boy?"
And you already know it's you.
Love it. Keira smiles like that.
This is literally me - and I love that house !!
So ... tell me a bit about yourself?
NEWPORT OREGON POLICE TWEETED
Reports of an armed cat this morning were unfounded. The feline was contacted by our canine and was determined to be in possession of a non-lethal branch. The cat was given a verbal warning for posing with what could be mistaken as an assault rifle while wearing poor camouflage attire.
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Reports of an armed cat this morning were unfounded. The feline was contacted by our canine and was determined to be in possession of a non-lethal branch. The cat was given a verbal warning for posing with what could be mistaken as an assault rifle while wearing poor camouflage attire.
Rofl 
Not how I imagined the second coming 
I AM THE MESSIAH
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Not how I imagined the second coming
Hey-zoose
Saint posted:
I AM THE MESSIAH
BLESSED ARE THE CHEESEMAKERS
Geddit.
Brilliant
Good grief - it's better/worse than Hollywood
Just been reading about the Rausing family which led me to The Happy Valley Set - what a bunch, you couldn't make this up. If you want a fascinating read this is the ticket
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/lifes...C?ocid=ientp#image=1
Historic hotel in Paris opens soon - and is right up mine street
Marie Antoinette used to go there - nice
Billie Jean King looks a lot like Roy Orbison
This is rather good in a hipster kind of way, New Order's Blue Monday played with antique instruments. Sounds pretty similar to me.
Most people don't follow this thread
That's a shame cos they may not see this ...
Or this ...
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And this ...
http://niod.com/product/neck-elasticity-catalyst-50ml
And lastly but very importantly ...
http://chemistrybrand.com/prod...ntense-youth-complex
After you've tried them and they've worked and they've transformed you skin ... you can thank me.
*takes bow*
Saint posted:Most people don't follow this thread
That's a shame cos they may not see this ...
Or this ...
http://theordinary.com/?lang=en <<< cost effective and very worthwhile
And this ...
http://niod.com/product/neck-elasticity-catalyst-50ml
And lastly but very importantly ...
http://chemistrybrand.com/prod...ntense-youth-complex
After you've tried them and they've worked and they've transformed you skin ... you can thank me.
*takes bow*
I follow the thread - the others don't know what they are missing.