Don't worry - since my Mum's recovery she's been cracking the whip, lol
Now that my Dad is ill everyone is concerned but also quietly thinking - karma.
On a lighter note . . .
Saint posted:Don't worry - since my Mum's recovery she's been cracking the whip, lol
Now that my Dad is ill everyone is concerned but also quietly thinking - karma.
Keep looking and you will get it !
Saint posted:
That really is 'extreme sports' !!!!
It's a good job she did not come off halfway through her ride.
Bob goes to a hospital and tells the nurse to promise that she won't laugh after she hears his problem
"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said Bob , and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing. Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.
"I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Bob replied.
She ran out of the room
Dame_Ann_Average posted:
Bob goes to a hospital and tells the nurse to promise that she won't laugh after she hears his problem
"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.""Okay then," said Bob , and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing. Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure."I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Bob replied.
She ran out of the room
*Wheezes*
TERMINATOR: Come with me if you *really* want to live...
<montage of them going to art galleries, swimming with dolphins, sky diving etc>
START YOUR ENGINES - sh*t is about to go down