Is it a cheeky Louis V handbag?

It's so cheeky it's just eaten the last slice of cake!

Karma, he only weighed 4lb, I can't even lift up a saucepan without thinking my arm is going to break, I blame it on my excessive dieting when I was young and now, plus I smoke 50 a day. It's Karma so to speak for my stupidity, I'm being punished.

Oh,my poor cousin,she's ten years younger than me, and feck she's got all the crap that could be thrown at her.Next week she's to attend the gynae clinic for bleeding etc and,the neuroligy  hospital specalist due to spinal problems and loss of feeling in her inside leg etc.She has been told that her spinal problem needs  a major op etc.This is now her getting her appointment after two years waiting.
She has been seen before this but this is now the neurology specalist.

Bloody hell Katty I just tried getting to the kitchen. Didn't make it. At the moment I'm a bit like that Paula Radcliffe bird who keeps trying to finish the race but never quite makes it I tell you what if it weren't for the net I'd be going up the wall!