As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces,
"If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks,
"Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says,
"Here, iron this!".
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Now, I love this one
And it's as ancient as the hills
Sprout - have you got no ironing to do?
Nope 
Try some dusting - it helps shed the pounds too
You know, you're just not funny......get over the fact 
*shouts*
MORE
You know, you're just not funny......get over the fact
Oh I am ... and you secretly like it
You know, you're just not funny......get over the fact
Oh I am ... and you secretly like it
You know, you're just not funny......get over the fact
Oh I am ... and you secretly like it
You really think that? 
Yep - you can't help but comment Sprout 
You know, you're just not funny......get over the fact
Oh I am ... and you secretly like it
You really think that?
awww come on sprout
Yep - you can't help but comment Sprout
Correct, and I repeat my previous statement. You're not funny
daft jokes on christmas eve eve
its just a bit of fun
Hey Pirate, I can laugh with the best of them when something's funny
ok
maybe i'll STFU
sorry
No, don't you dare!
Hey Pirate, I can laugh with the best of them when something's funny
sorry x
Sprout just unclench and laugh a bit
Sprout just unclench and laugh a bit
oooh i shoulda used that 'back away' smilie for this comment
Sprout just unclench and laugh a bit
Who's to say I'm not?
Sprout just unclench and laugh a bit
Who's to say I'm not?
i love you and im going to eat lots of your family soon
Sprout just unclench and laugh a bit
Who's to say I'm not?
i love you and im going to eat lots of your family soon
I may be eating my family too 
What's the difference between a battery and Sprout?
A battery has a positive side
Nah, it's still not working
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None.
It should be opened by the time she brings it
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough
Why do men like smart, sexy women?
Opposites attract
What do you call a man with only half a brain?
Gifted.
What is the difference between men and premium bonds?
Premium bonds might mature
What is the difference between men and premium bonds?
Premium bonds might mature
Now that's funny!
How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
No one knows because it's never been done
What is the difference between men and premium bonds?
Premium bonds might mature
Now that's funny!
