Imagine this...

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Noirin steps out from the ensuite bathroom at a posh hotel in London. She is dressed in a red satin nightie, looking delicious. Her hair is flowing and her eyes sparkle. A splendid specimen of a woman.

The camera pans around to show the bed. Marcus is positioned against his side, completely naked, with his excess body hair on show. His frizzy free flowing mullet is spread across his shoulders. He gently scratches his pubic region and offers a cheeky wink.

I just can't see it, can you?

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Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

I'm trying not to, but thanks to you're vivid description it's now stuck in my head

7/20/093:14 PM

The SecretaryMember

Reported!

7/20/093:18 PM

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