We're fully stocked up with single malt

ya pair of p!sstakers

Yes, when needs must we can resort to the blended stuff

I remember the Great Toilet Roll shortage back in the day. 

i hate whisky/whiskey vile nasty throat grabbing stuff

although i like american stuff like jim beam and the other one i can never remember

Pirate's right (although not about the whisky).  People are inclined to strip the supermarket shelves at the first whiff of a crisis

I prefer Irish whiskey to Scotch as its distilled one more time and it tastes softer to me. And I'm Irish innit 

Don't let 'em run off with your pork chops, Velvet

Black Bush whiskey is a nice tipple

ive saved £10 & im off to farmfoods to fill my freezer up

and the OAP next doors' freezer

 

In lincs when the first snowflake falls the supermarkets are cleared of bread and milk

What would we be needing to stock up on? 

 

If we have to wear those masks over our mouths then I'm fooked.  Tried to wear one while painting recently and it kept causing my specs to steam up and I felt like I couldn't breath in it!

 

that happens to my glasses too...still better to be bumping into things than catching ebola 

I brought back a load of ouzo and Sekt from the fatherland.
Rather like Helmut Schmidt with his 38k, I have about 600 menthol tabs stockpiled. Our famous magic pantry still contains many tins of food dating back to supermarkets no longer in existence.

True!

we've agreed a rule in our house

if 5 people in UK get ebola & die and as long as im not one of them!

we're gonna think about storing up

you might laugh

and i know you will

but whatever is stored & theres no major problem

it will get used anyway

water is the main thing to get

very cheap at lidls

I'm with you Pirate ... I stocked up on water when Tony Bliar took us to war

oooh

you might wanna check the date on the water

It went on the garden a good few years ago now

when the world comes to an end youre gonna win best garden competition

I've got eggs. Not that I can do anything with them mind you.

you can throw them at people who are trying to steal your food