Shoddy Karma... you need to spell it out 'cos I'm vey drunk...

Why are you home so early?

OK.. can't quote now cologne...

Because it started at 11.30 this morning, OK? The rest of them were about to go and fall asleep into a curry when I left!  

I totally let you off. You've done extremely well.

OMG!  

On a scale of one to ten, how drunk are you Xoc?  

What's the scale? Oh yeah... one to ten... umm... 8 make me able to type?

So, you are well peed up then Xoc!  Sounds like you had a good old time.  If you drink any more though your typing might suffer and nudge you up to ten

What? What?  I'm vey drunk... cut me some slack!

How many fingers am I holding up Xochi ?

Don't know about you Twee... but I reckon that would be really funny in the morning.. to everyone else at least!

*draws deep breath.. ok.... ok... I can do 5 x 5 so far... provided there are 5 digits on that pic Q!  

Hi, btw...

queenshaks, that made me laugh, so much so that I had a coughing fit and spluttered out my fag onto my keyboard .. bad queenshaks

Xoc, please tell us how many fingers queen is holding up and we will pass judgment on how drunk you really are ...  *waiting with fingers drumming*

Don't forget the 5 original ones.

I can only see 2 fingers Xochi

And hello to you too....hope you had a lovely time

I will think about you in the morning

...and the little ones.

They do say cigarettes can harm your health Twee

Effing blinding hell!!!  5 x 5... that has pushed me too far!

OK... I fail Q... do I now qualify as officially drunk?

Indeed you are Xochi....look forward to your wonderful hangover tomorrow

155?  I'm crossing fingers here.

They do say that Queen but I don't listen.  Don't worry, I had a sip of tea and the coughing stopped!  My keyboard is intact.  The world is back on its axis .. but the fact remains that Xoc thinks that there were only two fingers up in that picture, and I counted a clear three fingers

  I should have gone to specsavers you mean?!

Please save me from this mathematical hell cologne!

Xoc, scroll up again and let's count the fingers together ... (we might both have to go to Specsavers if Cologne's calculations are right lol)

Now then Twee... I'm just not buying this tactic... you see, I know I can't see the fingers that I can't see... so 5 x 5 or whatever, is irrelevant!  

Maybe that's just the insight of someone who is drunk in the gutter staring at the stars!  

I think 155 is right, but I can't be sure. I'm on my second bottle of some South African dry white wine.  

This party has brought out your inner Oscar Wilde Xoc haha.

I think there are five fingers each with five fingers.  That is 25 fingers, plus the original five fingers, which makes a grand total of fingers of 30 fingers altogether.  Now, try saying that last sentence quickly Xoc .. another test of your drunk state.

I got so drunk this time last yr that I changed my FB status - totally didn't remember doing it til i saw it in the morning

Ah... well... you'll understand my incontravertible argument then! You are probably wrong but we are wonderfully wrong for whatever reason!

Do some dancing

You can't see the fingers of some of the fingers Twee... ergo, none of us know either way!   

But as you say, maybe that's my Oscar moment!

DB put a record on for us then

But the 5 finger each have another 5 fingers. I'm pished, but I still think it's 155.

I was never very good at maths Xoc, so we will have to get a (sober) smarty pants into the thread to confirm the number of fingers for us.  I still think it is 30 fingers, but I could be wrong.  

liverbird, did you try to log into Facebook as normal?  I bet you thought someone had tampered with your account, only to find out it was yourself lol

cologne, they say you see double when you are drunk but I think you are seeing double x 5.  You have the five fingers on the original hand.  On each finger you have an additional hand with five fingers .. oh hold on ..  I'm wrong ..

Back to the drawing board .......

Hoorah! We're both pished...  but as we can't see how many fingers there are on the left side of the fingers in that pic ... we fundamentally don't bloody know!

Hey Xochi,
Tut, tut!! drunk Goddess!!

I'm not on FB liverbird... and tonight would not be a good night to try!