All investigations indicate I can build a mansion in Papua New Guinea.
Fitting in's gonna be the problem.
And I don't wear a garlic and chilli marinade well if you get my drift.
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It's the grass skirt that would be more of a problem I reckon 
You'll need to bribe the Tribal Chief Velvet.Otherwise,i'll give you a week at most.
Reggae Reggae Sauce anyone?.
Originally Posted by Gouryella:
You'll need to bribe the Tribal Chief Velvet.Otherwise,i'll give you a week at most.
Reggae Reggae Sauce anyone?.
Howdy there! Haven't seen you in these here parts for a goodly while. 
Reggae Reggae sauce, 
Very good, 
Pittenweem's quite nice Velvet.
Surely an independent Scotland isn't going to drive you to this?! 
Here you go Velvet, I've found the ideal spot.
Oh thank goodness it's only Papua New Guinea. I thought you'd found a new forum!
Originally Posted by Gouryella:
You'll need to bribe the Tribal Chief Velvet.Otherwise,i'll give you a week at most.
Reggae Reggae Sauce anyone?.
Goury! Great to see you - why don't you visit more often? You never call.... you never write..... 
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Originally Posted by Gouryella:
You'll need to bribe the Tribal Chief Velvet.Otherwise,i'll give you a week at most.
Reggae Reggae Sauce anyone?.
Howdy there! Haven't seen you in these here parts for a goodly while.
Reggae Reggae sauce, Very good,
Hello.Yes,it's been a while.Too much time spent on DS.
I see you're a Mod now.Better watch what i say then.
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by Gouryella:
You'll need to bribe the Tribal Chief Velvet.Otherwise,i'll give you a week at most.
Reggae Reggae Sauce anyone?.
Goury! Great to see you - why don't you visit more often? You never call.... you never write.....
Bless me Father,for i have sinned.......
Evening stranger 
Hope you're doing well Goury 
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Evening stranger
Hope you're doing well Goury
Good evening Velvet.Nice to see you,to see you-nice!.
Yeah,i'm fine thanks.You too i hope.
See you're still on fine form on here.You should have your own show.
Originally Posted by Gouryella:
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Howdy there! Haven't seen you in these here parts for a goodly while.
Reggae Reggae sauce, Very good,
Hello.Yes,it's been a while.Too much time spent on DS.
I see you're a Mod now.Better watch what i say then.
I'm sure you'll be fine. WE're all pretty well behaved here.
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Pittenweem's quite nice Velvet.
I rented a cottage there it was lovely 
You had any more thoughts on the grass skirt thing Donks
As long as they do a MacDonald
I'm sure it can be woven that way
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
As long as they do a MacDonald
Velvet MacDonald....it's unusual....it's got a certain ring to it!