Dunno, but what you buying me? 

Well now ... how about a teabag squeezer, or a melon baller, or a Billy bookcase?

Got a teabag squeezer, don't eat enough melons and I have a bookcase that satisfies my needs ta 

How about some ice trays, or six teaspoons for 50p or a duvet cover that doesn't fit British duvets?

*gets up another browser to see what Rexi can buy me* 

Couple of chairs and a cookie jar please rexi

Consider it done ... you provide the cookies though

Hmmmm, the duvet cover could be a goer 

Oh ... why didn't I think of that? I shall have a look now ...

I must remember to get some Dime bars at the checkout

I'm still looking...are you taking a van? 

An estate car ... what have you seen??

Are you out of your mind?!  You have been to Ikea before, yeah? 

Well yeah, course I have

I just love that Market Place, full of stuff I never knew I needed, and the free coffee, and the meatballs (well, I never have them coz when I look at them I just couldn't, but I always fancy the thought of them) and the Dime bars ... ohhhh, the Dime bars

and the crinkly weird-flavoured crisps, and the lingonberry juice ! 

oh, there's loads Rexi, I often browse Ikea... I'll PM you my little list  

*puts them on list*

Cheers Slinks

I won't say tealights because it's an accepted fact that you always end up with tealights even when you've never put any in your trolley.

OMG - and I do seriously need some

Lovely to see you Cariad ... haven't seen you around for ages

"of is not a verb" <<< just for old times sake

Hehe - I won't be buying anything that requires an allan key (or however you spell it)

One can never have too many tealights.

I pop  by now and again and lurk and I've been posting on that hellhole Digispy this BB. I managed a whole year off from BBlast year.

When i go round IKEA i point and say, "Oooh - nice"

But never buy anything

LOL

I'll assemble it

I feel a Billy bookcase coming on

That's just plain weird Renton ... 

Its Bloody SAINT !!!!

 I managed a whole year off from BBlast year.

But you came back - mwhaaaaaaa

Okay - that's just plain weird bloody saint

Ha ha ha  - its just that it looks great but i have no real need for it OR it won't fit with my other stuff

I guarantee i'm not the only one

Brings back memories of the stool chart!!

Hmmmmm, I'm not so sure - I shall conduct some market research tomorrow and report back

If your in a gay bar and need to get past a crowd ...

Do not ask any guy if you can push in his stool

I'd just like to apologise for that one

Just watch the empty-handed peeps wandering past the checkout

Rexi, there is a cabinet I want, it's 37kg so if you can just drop that round for me after work that would be great, ta Save me £30 on delivery

REXI WILL BE ONE OF THEM - HA HA HA !!!!!!

I want one of those metal rails to go on the wall to hang utensils on - and do they have any nice wall art.

(I'm sneaking this post in .....bleeding visitors WILL NOT sod off to bed)