So am I. Where are you velvet? 

Thank you Yogi

Scotty!  

I may have found him. 

Blizzie 

Hope you are well Velvet xx

Ditto what Skylark says 

Velvet 

Same here, hope you're well Velvet 

Scotty   The place isnae the same withoot 'im, is it? Velvet 

Triggs   and everyone ^^^   

No, it isnae the same. He always tells me if he`s going away. He hasn`t been here for 4 days. I`m worried. 

Aww Scotty, I know you'll be worried - he's your mucker   He'll be back soon, and we'll have an arse kickin' committee ready to ensure he doesn't pull a stunt like this again

Yoohoo  

wee toerag  

*hides Triggs and Scotty's steelies* 

Aye, you were feart of the arse kickin' committee, wurn't ye chief?  Good to see you Velvet x

Ach, I post too much rubbish at times and was having a wee break  

Wouldn't want anyone to worry though when I saw this.

"phew" but 

 You've been missed and worried about.

Give his bum a skelp for me too, Scotty.

Velvet, good to have you back.

And a skelpt bum from me too !
Nice to see you tho Velvet

Will do, Yogi and Skylark.     

I must admit, Even I was wondering where your rubbish posts had gone

welcome back (if you are staying) or enjoy your break (if you're not)

Oh, he's back. Good news 

Good one, Scotty.

At this rate, he`ll no be able tae sit doon Yogi.   

I'm feeling a wee bit sorry for him noo, so ah got him a cauld compress tae cool doon his hot botty.

  Aww, ah can see the steam rising fae his hot botty.

There's the accents again. I love it! 

I love when Garage Joe speaks in his Newcastle accent.

Makes me reet laugh oot loud.