I'll be back in ten minutes.
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Are you using your phone to post?
But what have you done? Why do you need an alibi 
They were never here........a ghost poster posted for them...............
VELVET did IT!!!!!!
Waking The Dead will have their work cut out.
Two pensioners who bumped into me in the Post Office.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Two pensioners who bumped into me in the Post Office.
Did you bump them back
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Two pensioners who bumped into me in the Post Office.
Did they stamp you?
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Two pensioners who bumped into me in the Post Office.
Twooaps!
Twoops Blizz 
i saw it all
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
i saw it all
There's a contract out on you 
yeah but its raining
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
yeah but its raining
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
yeah but its raining
Yeah.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
i saw it all
There's a contract out on you
Originally Posted by Roxan:
I did it Turning myself in....
Originally Posted by Roxan:
I did it Turning myself in....
Bout time 
We all knew it was you and I was carrying the can.
You'll be out in six years 
REXI IS INNOCENT!!!
I have a placard to prove it.
FREE THE REXI ONE!!!!
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Roxan:
I did it Turning myself in....
Bout time
We all knew it was you and I was carrying the can.
You'll be out in six years
my eyesight isnt what it was..
velevet may get away WITH this..
FREE THE ROXY!!!
Take her down
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Take her down
.. but I live in a ground floor flat 
yes.
velevet must take the rap,
he did mit.
nopt sure to whom, but it wa shim
non the less
GET 'IM!!!
Moi!
GOT IM GOOD!!!!!!
Velvet, if you get banged up, send me a visit pass and I'll bake a cake with a file in.
dont trust her VD.
she looks shitfy to me
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I'll be back in ten minutes.
What can you do that's really bad in ten minutes 
Velvet 
Gets lingerie ready for photo shoot for Red top exclusive..DONKEY DID IT....
Originally Posted by Triggers:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I'll be back in ten minutes.
What can you do that's really bad in ten minutes
Velvet
ahh my little innocent one..
Originally Posted by Roxan:
Give me 5 - i'll show you!
So, you could do something really bad - twice - in ten minutes?
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
ahh my little innocent one..
*looks coy*
indulgent smile
Originally Posted by Roxan:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Velvet, if you get banged up, send me a visit pass and I'll bake a cake with a file in.
It's OK it was Rexi - there's a plackard up there to prove it and everything ^^^^^^
And she tried to blame it on poor Velvet?!
Originally Posted by stonks:
Gets lingerie ready for photo shoot for Red top exclusive..DONKEY DID IT....
I wanna see it first
it was ronnie what did it, the other one was a bystander...