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Bought a new deodorant yesterday, instructions said 'take off top and push up bottom!' im still waiting in casualty!!!!!

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DemantoidMember

They really do get cases like that though. Remember the vicar who "fell on" a potato while supposedly hanging his curtains in the nude?

6/9/0911:07 AM

TweetyMember

lmao

6/9/0911:09 AM

watchinittoomuch (Guest)

I hope Cairon doesnt use the same deodorant

6/9/0911:09 AM

EllsMember

Your farts must smell wonderful!

6/9/0911:10 AM

frenchbreadMember

[quote]Bought a new deodorant yesterday, instructions said 'take off top and push up bottom!' im still waiting in casualty!!!!!

LOL

6/9/0911:10 AM

MentalistMember

Oooo Matron

6/9/0911:12 AM

The Joy DivisionMember

quote:
Originally posted by Ella:
Your farts must smell wonderful!

No. They smell of hi karate.

6/9/0911:12 AM

Former Member

Was it the ball kind?

6/9/0911:13 AM

*+*Lara*+*Member

quote:
Originally posted by The Joy Division:
Bought a new deodorant yesterday, instructions said 'take off top and push up bottom!' im still waiting in casualty!!!!!

Hi - lara - ious!!!

6/9/0911:13 AM

MauserMember

LMAO!

6/9/0911:14 AM

The Joy DivisionMember

quote:
Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Was it the ball kind?

let me check..

I don't know.

6/9/0911:17 AM

HollygolightlyMember

quote:
Originally posted by Demantoid:

They really do get cases like that though. Remember the vicar who "fell on" a potato while supposedly hanging his curtains in the nude?

Dem, you will seriously think I am stalking you or being sychophantic (sic) but as I said this morning...you're on the button

Send me a few of whatever you're on

6/9/0911:19 AM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by The Joy Division:
quote:
Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Was it the ball kind?

let me check..

I don't know.

Maybe the one for under your arms then?

6/9/0911:20 AM

DemantoidMember

Thanks, Holls

I feel a lot more cheerful since I got that worry stuff off my chest

6/9/0911:20 AM

MentalistMember

quote:
Originally posted by The Joy Division:
quote:
Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Was it the ball kind?

let me check..

I don't know.

I hope you didn't check whilst in the waiting room

6/9/0911:21 AM

The Joy DivisionMember

quote:
Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
quote:
Originally posted by The Joy Division:
quote:
Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Was it the ball kind?

let me check..

I don't know.

Maybe the one for under your arms then?

slow

6/9/0911:22 AM

lisagotnoshameMember

My mate went out with a fella who said he put a plate of with a couple of crackers and a few pickled onions down on his bed......then sat nekkid on his bed and when he stood back up one of the crackers and a pickled onion had disappeared!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.....He hadn't eaten them, at least not with his mouth anyway!

6/9/0911:24 AM

The Joy DivisionMember

quote:
Originally posted by lisagotnoshame:
My mate went out with a fella who said he put a plate of with a couple of crackers and a few pickled onions down on his bed......then sat nekkid on his bed and when he stood back up one of the crackers and a pickled onion had disappeared!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.....He hadn't eaten them, at least not with his mouth anyway!

lmao.

6/9/0911:26 AM

MazzystarMember

quote:
Originally posted by lisagotnoshame:
My mate went out with a fella who said he put a plate of with a couple of crackers and a few pickled onions down on his bed......then sat nekkid on his bed and when he stood back up one of the crackers and a pickled onion had disappeared!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.....He hadn't eaten them, at least not with his mouth anyway!

Lisa

LTNS!

Heard a story about a guy who presented in casualty with a pear up his bum and claimed he had sat on a fruit bowl

6/9/0911:45 AM

The Joy DivisionMember

quote:
Originally posted by Mentalist:
quote:
Originally posted by The Joy Division:
quote:
Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Was it the ball kind?

let me check..

I don't know.

I hope you didn't check whilst in the waiting room

I sat down,no spray came out my nostrils so maybe it is the ball type.

6/9/0911:47 AM

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