ive got flu , not the almighty MAN FLU ............. but OMG i feel ill 
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Awwwwwwwwwwww missus! 
hurry up and get better! A few toddies'll help..
awwww man thanks 
am going to bed now ................ i feel yukk
am going to bed now ................ i feel yukk
aww hen.. go cuddle down and sleep it off. Hope you feel better soon!
hope you feel better soon 
r u sure it isn't man flu? - that's the worst!
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r u sure it isn't man flu? - that's the worst!
if it was man flu she wouldn't have been able to lift a finger to type
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if it was man flu she wouldn't have been able to lift a finger to type
deffo not the man flu
Cant be man flu. She hasn't self-diagnosed pending death after one sneeze.
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Cant be man flu. She hasn't self-diagnosed pending death after one sneeze
2 sneezes - be fair
Oh you're so pedantic 
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Oh you're so pedantic
and google help - I may be
A man who didn't understand the word pedantic? Quelle surprise!
un oui no avez le man flu en ce moment
Oh Christ I'm not gonna even attempt to decipher. English please!
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Oh Christ I'm not gonna even attempt to decipher. English please!
Quelle surprise
TouchÃĐ (even though I've got the hump about it)
Oh hang about I just read it, you said you haven't got man flu at the moment - I'm right aren't I AREN'T I 
(tip: just say I am even if I'm not)
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TouchÃĐ (even though I've got the hump about it)
no - don't have u as the touchy type - u haven't got the hump with me - it's nearly Christmas
I've always got the ruddy hump. It was my God given right when he dished out the XX chromosome at my conception. So if you have an issue, take it up with him. Don't be shooting the messenger.
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've always got the ruddy hump.
ah - you're from Notredamme
Nowt so glamourous I'm afraid. I aint even got posh flashy magic street lights where I live, just normal orange ones. Not like you and your blingy stuff!
anything can be magic - if u look at it kindly
I admire your optimism. I try to look at everything (and everyone) like they're magic initially. Sadly, not so many turn out that way. *shrugs* *has a cuppa and moves on*
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Sadly, not so many turn out that way. *shrugs* *has a cuppa and moves on
people r different - yo - if only a cuppa could solve all that it's meant to
Oh the world would be in an abyss of caffeine. But a happy one. Anyway, we are wandering off here, this is about ill people. And man flu. Get back on track!
man flu is worse cos it's not manly - and it feels really bad - and tissues are not cool
Man flu has been a massive pain in my arse over the years. Does the world really need to stop?
And on that note I shall bid you and your non man-flu self goodnight! Ciao ciao x
the universe is sufficient for my needs - to aid my recovery it needs to stop for a couple of weeks at least
bon nuit Karma ciao x I need to sharpen my pencil too
Good timing! At least it'll be just about over for Christmas and you'll be 5 pounds lighter probably so you can stuff yourself on Christmas Day.
Madamski
some of this with hot water works wondershope you get better soon
