Re: I'm gonna die

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TriggersMember

quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
quote:
Originally posted by Gypsie:
quote:
Originally posted by Triggers:

If it had a King Dong, then yes, he's making contact

is it heading for the ssssssssssssssss key?

I didn't notice a large appendage, but it has crawled underneath now and has headed for my crotch!

If it then heads toward the ENTER key on your keyboard then call a Priest!

7/1/094:55 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Triggers:

If it then heads toward the ENTER key on your keyboard then call a Priest!

OK, what do I call him?

7/1/094:58 PM

$fracas$ fracasMember

He touched people.

$fracas$

7/1/095:07 PM

Hotpants HelenMember

quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
quote:
Originally posted by Triggers:

If it then heads toward the ENTER key on your keyboard then call a Priest!

OK, what do I call him?

Ghostbuster

7/1/095:10 PM

Hotpants HelenMember

quote:
Originally posted by fracas:
He touched people.

7/1/095:10 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by fracas:
He touched people.

He still is, as an earwig!

7/1/095:11 PM

shar69Member

you lot are so funny, I have been browsing diff threads over last few days and I have lolled so many time. Tenalady doing a sterling job

I would say RIP but think he too busy in blizzie groin area to give a toss

7/1/095:22 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by shar69:
I would say RIP but think he too busy in blizzie groin area to give a toss

*** has a quick check ***

Uh oh, he's multi tasking!

7/1/095:26 PM

shar69Member

quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
quote:
Originally posted by shar69:
I would say RIP but think he too busy in blizzie groin area to give a toss

*** has a quick check ***

Uh oh, he's multi tasking!

OMG you mean he has come back as a female earwig, we all know males cant multi task

7/1/095:30 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by shar69:

OMG you mean he has come back as a female earwig, we all know males cant multi task

Troof!

7/1/095:34 PM

shar69Member

quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
quote:
Originally posted by shar69:

OMG you mean he has come back as a female earwig, we all know males cant multi task

Troof!

only one thing for it, get out your sticky back plastic and a match stick and do a DIY sex change on him.

7/1/095:36 PM

Russell teh MuscleMember

7/2/091:25 AM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:

He lives

It's a miracle

*goes off to found a religion ~~that will make me rich and powerful~~ to bring the message to the world

7/2/092:01 AM

Templetonpeck (Guest)

bagsy his plant collection

7/2/092:02 AM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by Templetonpeck:
bagsy his plant collection

Show some Respect Innit

and join the new religion

7/2/092:10 AM

Templetonpeck (Guest)

quote:
Originally posted by Veggieburger:
quote:
Originally posted by Templetonpeck:
bagsy his plant collection

Show some Respect Innit

and join the new religion

I hope there's not an initiation

7/2/092:33 AM

Russell teh MuscleMember

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *haunts Veggie and Temps*

7/2/092:52 AM

ShiverMember

7/2/092:57 AM

Russell teh MuscleMember

quote:
Originally posted by Shiver:

Not one bugger was that bovvered eh

I at least expected you to say " Ray you git, what did you start a thread with that name for you had me worried for a second" meh

Hows things?

7/2/093:01 AM

ShiverMember

quote:
Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
quote:
Originally posted by Shiver:

Not one bugger was that bovvered eh I at least expected you to say " Ray you git, what did you start a thread with that name for you had me worried for a second" meh

Hows things?

Awww I was so worried I couldnt type

They are poo

You?

7/2/093:04 AM

Russell teh MuscleMember

quote:
Originally posted by Shiver:
quote:
Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
quote:
Originally posted by Shiver:

Not one bugger was that bovvered eh I at least expected you to say " Ray you git, what did you start a thread with that name for you had me worried for a second" meh

Hows things?

Awww I was so worried I couldnt type

They are poo You?

yer, right

Erm, Been worse..been better...it's all meh mate

(tho on the plus side, I only have to go have me bits measured today...no op...yet)
and me belly is feeling a lil better, so I'm hoping me bits are shrinking

7/2/093:06 AM

ShiverMember

quote:
I'm hoping me bits are shrinking

First time I heard you say that

(Hope it goes ok mate

You know where I am xxxx )

Erm...you got a van Ray?

7/2/093:08 AM

Russell teh MuscleMember

quote:
Originally posted by Shiver:
quote:
I'm hoping me bits are shrinking

First time I heard you say that

(Hope it goes ok mate You know where I am xxxx )

Erm...you got a van Ray?

Cheers

I will be a big boy about it, I dont wanna risk the dry cum

Do I look like a white van man

I could get me hands on a caravan though

You wanna come live in my bedroom?

7/2/093:11 AM

ShiverMember

Ray you just did a massive TMI moment then

I might have to the rate things are going....there enough room for another 2 kids and 2 cats?

7/2/093:12 AM

Russell teh MuscleMember

quote:
I might have to the rate things are going....there enough room for another 2 kids and 2 cats?

You know I can never have enough pussy

Erm, aslong as your girly lets me watch ice age instead of that crap you two like, and aslong as ya lad is good at Burnout on the playstation...and that you dont snore

7/2/093:15 AM

ShiverMember

quote:
Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
quote:
I might have to the rate things are going....there enough room for another 2 kids and 2 cats?

You know I can never have enough pussy

Erm, aslong as your girly lets me watch ice age instead of that crap you two like, and aslong as ya lad is good at Burnout on the playstation...and that you dont snore

The boy will kick your arse at anything, hes a games fiend innit

Cant we have at least one Enchanted night?

7/2/093:16 AM

Russell teh MuscleMember

quote:
Cant we have at least one Enchanted night?

NOT ON MY TELLY

7/2/093:19 AM

ShiverMember

quote:
Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
quote:
Cant we have at least one Enchanted night?

NOT ON MY TELLY

You'll love it...then we'll do an IceAgeathon ?

7/2/093:21 AM

Russell teh MuscleMember

quote:
You'll love it...then we'll do an IceAgeathon ?

ok, but you have to watch 1,2 and 3 all in a row wiv me

7/2/093:23 AM

ShiverMember

quote:
Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
quote:
You'll love it...then we'll do an IceAgeathon ?
ok, but you have to watch 1,2 and 3 all in a row wiv me

Oh you know how to show a girl a good time

7/2/093:30 AM

Russell teh MuscleMember

quote:
Oh you know how to show a girl a good time

I don't mind sharing my other films with you

BUT not with kids around

7/2/093:34 AM

ShiverMember

7/2/093:36 AM

Russell teh MuscleMember

I think you are in one of them actually

7/2/093:38 AM

ShiverMember

Best one innit

7/2/093:39 AM

Russell teh MuscleMember

quote:
Originally posted by Shiver:

Best one innit

many a night spent watchinittoomuch

7/2/093:41 AM

ShiverMember

Hahahahaha!!

Oh my

7/2/093:46 AM

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