Al Pacino's always a bonus.

Can I be your side kick? I'm very bored - that's the sort of mood I'm in 

You can take the fall Soozy.

Hope you buy a big un, you'll not get too may of those 2 litre bottles on a canoe 

I'm doing the Admirals Cup.

Took me a while to cotton on Dame  

too much Coke Velvet, I'm free for Cowes week in August, I'll even take a travel pill  

Will it have a dishy crew Velvet? If so , count me in

Me too 

"Any thing to declare?"

"Apart from the 100 kilos of Charlie no."

"Do you mind if we do a strip search?"

"You look nothing like Gena Rowlands!"

Ooo  I like it.

strip search  you mean removing our bloomers  and I'll have you know, there's no charlie down my knickers 

OI! I asked first Sprout ... So I get first dibs!

Don't mind having what's left. It's all I'm gonna get anyway 

I got strip searched leaving the country  

Too clever though  

You're not kidding us Dame ... We already know you don't wear any !!

  I do 

and that's just going to Carlisle 

Originally Posted by Baz:

You're not kidding us Dame ... We already know you don't wear any !!

  I do 

She's casting nasturtiums on your character 

Well you'd need to be going over there *Runs* 

Put my Walkman on and heard Junior Murvin and thought I was nailed  

I'd say I'm probably 2 - 1 up with customs.

Glasgow tried but after a mouthfull nout.

If you give them a line it works  

A line of what though?  

Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:

Originally Posted by Baz:

You're not kidding us Dame ... We already know you don't wear any !!

  I do 

She's casting nasturtiums on your character 

I'll stalk her on FB 

*There's nowt wrong with Carlisle Misses*

cash works in Egypt  

I went to Gretna Village Dame.

I can bend over if you like - but it's gotta be reciprocal.

You won't notice a thing.

Originally Posted by Sprout:

Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:

Originally Posted by Baz:

You're not kidding us Dame ... We already know you don't wear any !!

  I do 

She's casting nasturtiums on your character 

 

 

I'll stalk her on FB 

 

*There's nowt wrong with Carlisle Misses*

LOL! 

That second line made me lololol 

It's ages since I've drove up to Gretna...I often fly by it, don't think to turn off 

Will it have a dishy crew Velvet? If so , count me in

Somebody mention dishy crew?

Originally Posted by Baz:

Will it have a dishy crew Velvet? If so , count me in

Somebody mention dishy crew?

Yeah but it's not that big a crew 

boats full.... push off you lot, Velvet and I are heading for Cowes and then Marbella 

Can I stow away to Cowes with you? 

Originally Posted by Yogi19:

Originally Posted by Baz:

Will it have a dishy crew Velvet? If so , count me in

Somebody mention dishy crew?

Yeah but it's not that big a crew 

We could always share.

Via Bogota 

I might propose if she plays her two aces right.

Originally Posted by Yogi19:

Originally Posted by Sprout:

Originally Posted by Yogi19:

Originally Posted by Baz:

Will it have a dishy crew Velvet? If so , count me in

Somebody mention dishy crew?

Yeah but it's not that big a crew 

We could always share.

What?!

Wait a minure, I didn't mean what I think you thought I meant!

I should have known you'd turn up Yogi ... One whiff of a uniform !

I blame Richard Gere in An officer And A Gentleman.

Originally Posted by Sprout:

Originally Posted by Yogi19:

Originally Posted by Sprout:

Originally Posted by Yogi19:

Originally Posted by Baz:

Will it have a dishy crew Velvet? If so , count me in

Somebody mention dishy crew?

Yeah but it's not that big a crew 

We could always share.

What?!

 

Wait a minure, I didn't mean what I think you thought I meant!

PMSL! 

Originally Posted by Baz:

I should have known you'd turn up Yogi ... One whiff of a uniform !

I blame Richard Gere in An officer And A Gentleman.

that was the only time I ever fancied him....