Should I lift the right cheek and let it into the garden or the left and let the husband get the full benefit?
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Depends what you have eaten 
Just make sure there is no follow through! 
Oh you should have done a poll 
quote:Originally posted by Moonbeams:
Oh you should have done a poll
quote:Originally posted by kattymieoww:
Just make sure there is no follow through!
I have never followed through in my life!
Husband did on holiday though and joined the 'Ginger arse' club!
I thought he was joking when he came walking intro the caravan like John Wayne after a hard day in the saddle!
Lift your leg up 
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Depends on how many man points husband has , if hes in credit let the garden have it
Sit on his knee and do it 
Both cheeks down.
Let it bubble.
Let it bubble.
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Both cheeks down.
Let it bubble.
WHat?
And have him ask "Front or back?" for the umpteenth time!
I think not.
quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Both cheeks down.
Let it bubble.
WHat?
And have him ask "Front or back?" for the umpteenth time!
I think not.
.quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
WHat?
And have him ask "Front or back?" for the umpteenth time!
I think not.
have you released it yet?
or
have you kept it in for the full 1 hour and 7mins?
or
have you kept it in for the full 1 hour and 7mins?
Don't you mean 20?
You could always bottle it and release it at your leisure.
I'm afraid the garden won...I couldn't hold it in any longer whilst killing myself laughing at the dog jumping in the pool and generally behaving like one of the kids.
quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
Don't you mean 20?
im not good with numbers
Croc...you must have been bored when you created this thread!!
Well....I saw the what sort of milkshake thread and wondered if I could get any more boring.
Does your bum noise bring all the boys to the yard?
Well...it brings the dog....
quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
Well....I saw the what sort of milkshake thread and wondered if I could get any more boring.
Ha ha ha!
Did you choose a milkshake flavour then?
Speaking of....I wanted to ask you about the border terriers and where to look? I've had a squizz online and some of them are proper expensive
Nah...but on Friday before I go shopping I shall put up a link to every item on my list!
I shall expect everyone to be interested!
I shall expect everyone to be interested!
quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
Nah...but on Friday before I go shopping I shall put up a link to every item on my list!
I shall expect everyone to be interested!
As long as you have a 4 pint semi skimmed milk listed...I shall be very interested.
Try and stop me!
Q 
quote:Originally posted by Shiver:
Q
Shiver me timbers....
Hope you're well...xxx
quote:Originally posted by Shiver:
Speaking of....I wanted to ask you about the border terriers and where to look? I've had a squizz online and some of them are proper expensive
You not getting a patterdale then?
Cos they're a type rather than a breed they are not KC recognised so you can get them for about ÂĢ200, which is what we paid for our nutter...who has now lerned how to jump up and get into the pool with the kids...she likes a good swim.
The only way i would suggest to get a cheaper border terrier is if there is a rescue society for them or maybe you travel further a field to get one...as with anything they're generally cheaper away from London,
quote:Originally posted by queenshaks:quote:Originally posted by Shiver:
Q
Shiver me timbers....
Hope you're well...xxx
Im stupid hot, practically nekkid and still cant stand it!
you? xxx
quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:quote:Originally posted by Shiver:
Speaking of....I wanted to ask you about the border terriers and where to look? I've had a squizz online and some of them are proper expensive
You not getting a patterdale then?
Cos they're a type rather than a breed they are not KC recognised so you can get them for about ÂĢ200, which is what we paid for our nutter...who has now lerned how to jump up and get into the pool with the kids...she likes a good swim.
The only way i would suggest to get a cheaper border terrier is if there is a rescue society for them or maybe you travel further a field to get one...as with anything they're generally cheaper away from London,
The Diva has fallen in love with the border terriers....I'll have to get someone to come with me when I can go, I wouldnt know a good one from bad :S
quote:Originally posted by Shiver:
Im stupid hot, practically nekkid and still cant stand it!
you? xxx
Even hotter with heat rash on both my arms and itching like hell...even though I have slapped after sun cream on my arms!!
But fine ta!
quote:Originally posted by Shiver:quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:quote:Originally posted by Shiver:
Speaking of....I wanted to ask you about the border terriers and where to look? I've had a squizz online and some of them are proper expensive
You not getting a patterdale then?
Cos they're a type rather than a breed they are not KC recognised so you can get them for about ÂĢ200, which is what we paid for our nutter...who has now lerned how to jump up and get into the pool with the kids...she likes a good swim.
The only way i would suggest to get a cheaper border terrier is if there is a rescue society for them or maybe you travel further a field to get one...as with anything they're generally cheaper away from London,
The Diva has fallen in love with the border terriers....I'll have to get someone to come with me when I can go, I wouldnt know a good one from bad :S
I know nothing about dogs, but a good dog doesn't bite and a bad one does.
Told you I was shit.
You are as shit as me
I'm all tanned and lovely thank you for asking!!
When you go and see any puppies just make sure you see them with the mother and see how she behaves....
The mother of Ruby was all over us and not the least bit bothered by us picking the pups up...and when I picked her up she snuggled undermy chin and went to sleep....lulled us into a false sense of security cos she's been a nutter ever since...but...she has never snarled at another dog or a person.
When you go and see any puppies just make sure you see them with the mother and see how she behaves....
The mother of Ruby was all over us and not the least bit bothered by us picking the pups up...and when I picked her up she snuggled undermy chin and went to sleep....lulled us into a false sense of security cos she's been a nutter ever since...but...she has never snarled at another dog or a person.
great thread Millwall 
quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
I'm all tanned and lovely thank you for asking!!
I am tanned all year round...
We have decided for our next dog we want a Boston terrier...husband particularly wants one cos they snore and fart a lot.
You can look up boston terriers snoring on Youtube!!
You can look up boston terriers snoring on Youtube!!
quote:Originally posted by strike:
great thread Millwall
Do you need me to stick a cork in that?
Q...I don't tan that well but this year its been good...lots on lying in the garden!
Nice thread Croc!
Watty... your other option on getting a Border, a bit cheaper is to check local ads in papers, shop windows etc.
To get a dog registered on the Kennel Club Stud Book (yes, ok, I confess... I did briefly consider being a dog pimp!) they have to produce a 'viable' litter first. Its these litters than are usually cheaper.
Otherwise... as Croc says... rescue centres... and google to see if there is a Border Terrier association... they will run adverts for rehoming dogs (dunno if its the same, but the Cairn Association also pays all the vet bills for the dogs life, if you rehome one that goes through them!)
Watty... your other option on getting a Border, a bit cheaper is to check local ads in papers, shop windows etc.
To get a dog registered on the Kennel Club Stud Book (yes, ok, I confess... I did briefly consider being a dog pimp!
) they have to produce a 'viable' litter first. Its these litters than are usually cheaper.Otherwise... as Croc says... rescue centres... and google to see if there is a Border Terrier association... they will run adverts for rehoming dogs (dunno if its the same, but the Cairn Association also pays all the vet bills for the dogs life, if you rehome one that goes through them!)