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charmer

i got arrested on wednesday night for singing too loud-in the front garden
i sang the carpenters-loud
i thought i was entertaining
i wasnt

so in the cell-even when i sobered up-i gave more renditions
they kept me in-for being annoying
oh dear
just incase anyone missed me-i thought i'd tell ya
and who gave me the link to youtube with the chinese girl singing?
im blaming you

final night on BB tonight-i made it-just about

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Yogi19Member 10 years

Oh Charmer, you don`t half get yourself into some pickles.

Welcome back hun, and no more singing.

9/4/0910:35 AM

~Lee~Member

Charmer you do make me laugh....Any road glad you#re back with us and pls behave tonight eh.

9/4/0910:39 AM

HugoruneMember

That made me laugh, I got a lovely mental picture of you serenading the neighbours.

9/4/0910:39 AM

charmerMember

quote:
Originally posted by Yogi 19:
Oh Charmer, you don`t half get yourself into some pickles. Welcome back hun, and no more singing.

yeah, im a twit
that night i annoyed the FMs, the neighbours, the police..ive got a decent voice though..too much pernod
i try to stay offa the hard spirits now-but it was free
oh well

anyone but charlie to win

9/4/0910:40 AM

CagneyMember

I blame the people here. I'm sure you posted on Wed that your OH wanted them to look after you when she went out

9/4/0910:41 AM

Yogi19Member 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by charmer:
quote:
Originally posted by Yogi 19:
Oh Charmer, you don`t half get yourself into some pickles. Welcome back hun, and no more singing.

yeah, im a twit
that night i annoyed the FMs, the neighbours, the police..ive got a decent voice though..too much pernod
i try to stay offa the hard spirits now-but it was free
oh well

anyone but charlie to win

Some people just don`t recognise talent when they hear it. I think you`re misunderstood.

9/4/0910:43 AM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by charmer:
i got arrested on wednesday night for singing too loud-in the front garden
i sang the carpenters-loud
i thought i was entertaining
i wasnt
so in the cell-even when i sobered up-i gave more renditions
they kept me in-for being annoying
oh dear
just incase anyone missed me-i thought i'd tell ya
and who gave me the link to youtube with the chinese girl singing?
im blaming you

final night on BB tonight-i made it-just about

Jeezuz...I love you ya crazy nutter!

9/4/0910:46 AM

charmerMember

quote:
Originally posted by Yogi 19:
quote:
Originally posted by charmer:
quote:
Originally posted by Yogi 19:
Oh Charmer, you don`t half get yourself into some pickles. Welcome back hun, and no more singing.

yeah, im a twit
that night i annoyed the FMs, the neighbours, the police..ive got a decent voice though..too much pernod
i try to stay offa the hard spirits now-but it was free
oh well

anyone but charlie to win

Some people just don`t recognise talent when they hear it. I think you`re misunderstood.

everytime a cop opened the cell door to bring me a drink or whatever-i burst out into - 'why do birds suddenly appear..'
i thought it was funny

it wasnt

i didnt get charged though
im putting down to them recognising talent-youre right yogi

9/4/0910:47 AM

Senora ReyesMember 10 years

Superb Charmer!

9/4/0910:47 AM

AimeeMember

charmer you are so funny

9/4/0910:54 AM

charmerMember

ok, so i thought i'd tell you that
and now im off to listen to the carpenters again, quietly-ish

im sure the feds are outside with a recording devise

just incase i get famous

oh and one more thing-dunno if anyone remembers that i had to have a false front tooth cos mine came out?

my OH couldnt find it anywhere, i remembered i'd put it in a glass

she found it in a glass of pernod a day later

byeeeeeeee

9/4/0910:57 AM

Yogi19Member 10 years

Bye Charmer, see you later.

9/4/0911:04 AM

CagneyMember

You make me laugh Charmer

Bye

9/4/0911:04 AM

BlackpudlianMember

quote:
yeah, im a twit
that night i annoyed the FMs, the neighbours, the police..ive got a decent voice though..too much pernod
i try to stay offa the hard spirits now-but it was free
oh well

I would recommend leaving a nice bunch of flowers on your neighbours' doorsteps with a little "Sorry" card.

9/4/0911:04 AM

captain marblesMember

The Carpenters???? They should have thrown away the key.

9/4/0911:06 AM

charmerMember

back again

does anyone have that link to the chinese girl singing 'close to you' please?

thank you

9/4/0911:07 AM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by charmer:
i got arrested on wednesday night for singing too loud-in the front garden
i sang the carpenters-loud
i thought i was entertaining
i wasnt
so in the cell-even when i sobered up-i gave more renditions
they kept me in-for being annoying
oh dear
just incase anyone missed me-i thought i'd tell ya
and who gave me the link to youtube with the chinese girl singing?
im blaming you

final night on BB tonight-i made it-just about

Noooooowww I get you

9/4/0911:52 AM

justafriendMember

you're such a charmer

9/4/0911:54 AM

15:10Member

LOL good to see you free before tonight's final charmer.

9/4/0911:54 AM

RexiMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by charmer:
everytime a cop opened the cell door to bring me a drink or whatever-i burst out into - 'why do birds suddenly appear..'
i thought it was funny
it wasnt

It was charmer, really

9/4/0911:54 AM

tuppsMember

*wonders if it was her bro that arrested you*

9/4/0912:09 PM

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