I don`t where I am on this fred now but I`m thoroughly enjoying it. 
This place is the best..and all who sail in her. 
and that folks is why we are still here 
Indeedy.
Now where was I?
Oh yes..throwing you out to sea.
Follow up with the dinghy though
Now where was I?
Oh yes..throwing you out to sea.
Hmmmm, they never did find out who done in big Bob Maxwell...... 
I don`t where I am on this fred now but I`m thoroughly enjoying it.
This place is the best..and all who sail in her.
and that folks is why we are still here
Indeedy.
Now where was I?
Oh yes..throwing you out to sea.
I'd take you with me I'd need you to carry the sick bag, I hate boats
I might need a bodyguard Pam.... you're hired if me lotto's come up
See what I mean?
Ganging up....
Reported! 
gobsmacked, banned because I live 20 odd mile wrong side of the border 
now I understand Hadrian 
I suppose you`ll be supporting Hadrian..next BB
Now where was I?
Oh yes..throwing you out to sea.
Hmmmm, they never did find out who done in big Bob Maxwell......
3 bottles of brandy and massively high cholestral, a ton of cement and 17 breeze blocks, allegedly
I might need a bodyguard Pam.... you're hired if me lotto's come up
See what I mean?
Ganging up....
Reported!
gobsmacked, banned because I live 20 odd mile wrong side of the border now I understand Hadrian
Correction .............I would say the right Side of the border IMO.
I suppose you`ll be supporting Hadrian..next BB
offwall
I don`t where I am on this fred now but I`m thoroughly enjoying it.
This place is the best..and all who sail in her.
and that folks is why we are still here
Indeedy.
Now where was I?
Oh yes..throwing you out to sea.
I'd take you with me I'd need you to carry the sick bag, I hate boats
So do I. So what are we doing sailing together?
It`s madness I tell thee..madness.
gobsmacked, banned because I live 20 odd mile wrong side of the border now I understand Hadrian
Correction .............I would say the right Side of the border IMO.
I'd rather be their side Sooz
So do I. So what are we doing sailing together?
It`s madness I tell thee..madness.
being sick and bonding
I suppose you`ll be supporting Hadrian..next BB
offwall
Now where was I?
Oh yes..throwing you out to sea.
Hmmmm, they never did find out who done in big Bob Maxwell......
I might need a bodyguard Pam.... you're hired if me lotto's come up
See what I mean?
Ganging up....
Reported!
gobsmacked, banned because I live 20 odd mile wrong side of the border now I understand Hadrian
Correction .............I would say the right Side of the border IMO.
... and just when we were all getting along so well.. 
Now where was I?
Oh yes..throwing you out to sea.
Hmmmm, they never did find out who done in big Bob Maxwell......
that's a confession if ever I saw one.
I might need a bodyguard Pam.... you're hired if me lotto's come up
See what I mean?
Ganging up....
Reported!
gobsmacked, banned because I live 20 odd mile wrong side of the border now I understand Hadrian
Correction .............I would say the right Side of the border IMO.
... and just when we were all getting along so well..
This is a job for the Massive Scots.. I mean the ermm.. VELVET!!!! Help!
So do I. So what are we doing sailing together?
It`s madness I tell thee..madness.
being sick and bonding
I suppose you`ll be supporting Hadrian..next BB
offwall
I knew it was a con when it was a 0845 number
This is a job for the Massive Scots.. I mean the ermm.. VELVET!!!! Help!
That'll be all that deep fried stuff you eat up there
... and just when we were all getting along so well..
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww BUGGER
It's no secret the clique's the Scottish massiv.
And we'll take on all comers.
Deal with it 
Them!!
This is a job for the Massive Scots.. I mean the ermm.. VELVET!!!! Help!
That'll be all that deep fried stuff you eat up there
Deep fried sprouts! !
Now where was I?
Oh yes..throwing you out to sea.
Hmmmm, they never did find out who done in big Bob Maxwell......
that's a confession if ever I saw one.
Nicked. Banged to rights. It's a blaaaaaaag you slaaaaaaaaaagggggggggg.
And all other such Sweeney type sayings
This is a job for the Massive Scots.. I mean the ermm.. VELVET!!!! Help!
That'll be all that deep fried stuff you eat up there
Deep fried sprouts! !
Surely that's gotta be an improvement?
Now where was I?
Oh yes..throwing you out to sea.
Hmmmm, they never did find out who done in big Bob Maxwell......
that's a confession if ever I saw one.
It wasne me M`lud...honest
*points finger at Dame*
This is a job for the Massive Scots.. I mean the ermm.. VELVET!!!! Help!
That'll be all that deep fried stuff you eat up there
Deep fried sprouts! !
I'm a nut!
This is a job for the Massive Scots.. I mean the ermm.. VELVET!!!! Help!
That'll be all that deep fried stuff you eat up there
Deep fried sprouts! !
I'm a nut!
This is a job for the Massive Scots.. I mean the ermm.. VELVET!!!! Help!
That'll be all that deep fried stuff you eat up there
LMAO..! 
*suddenly wonders about the wisdom of laughing at the perceived Scottish diet* 
This is a job for the Massive Scots.. I mean the ermm.. VELVET!!!! Help!
That'll be all that deep fried stuff you eat up there
Deep fried sprouts! !
Surely that's gotta be an improvement?
This is no time for being logical, Delia!
This is a job for the Massive Scots.. I mean the ermm.. VELVET!!!! Help!
That'll be all that deep fried stuff you eat up there
Deep fried sprouts! !
I'm a nut!
Deep fried nuts are for IACGMOOH only 
There was a time when a thread like this would be at 186 pages by now, feathers would be flying and we'd be seeing posts from FMs we haven't seen for a while 
A reasonably measured discussion where folks can say what they think........ gosh I think we might have grown up! 
I hate having to drink water with meals 'cause I'm taking tablets
Hope I'm not clapping too soon, as I'm about to read on.
BTW, if you stick the tablets up your arse and the drink down your throat, they may never meet!
This is a job for the Massive Scots.. I mean the ermm.. VELVET!!!! Help!
That'll be all that deep fried stuff you eat up there
Deep fried sprouts! !
Surely that's gotta be an improvement?
This is no time for being logical, Delia!
Letsbehavinyaaaaaaa
Me hankie's wet
Me hankie's wet
Is that a euphemism?
Me hankie's wet
Is that a euphemism?
PMSL! Nooooo! Tis true.
Question is whether to go pay a visit get a new hankie , or get another can
Me hankie's wet
Is that a euphemism?
PMSL! Nooooo! Tis true.
Question is whether to go pay a visit get a new hankie , or get another can
NO CONTEST! Get another can!
This is a job for the Massive Scots.. I mean the ermm.. VELVET!!!! Help!
That'll be all that deep fried stuff you eat up there
Deep fried sprouts! !
Surely that's gotta be an improvement?
This is no time for being logical, Delia!
Letsbehavinyaaaaaaa
haha..!
She must have been suffering from Sherrytrifleitus.
Me hankie's wet
Is that a euphemism?
PMSL! Nooooo! Tis true.
Question is whether to go pay a visit get a new hankie , or get another can
NO CONTEST! Get another can!
I did two outta those
Me hankie's wet
Is that a euphemism?
PMSL! Nooooo! Tis true.
Question is whether to go pay a visit get a new hankie , or get another can
NO CONTEST! Get another can!
I did two outta those
That's hankie-ist. Poor old Kleenex 
Still, a cuff's a cuff
Heheh! I want a dose of that !
Me hankie's wet
Is that a euphemism?
PMSL! Nooooo! Tis true.
Question is whether to go pay a visit get a new hankie , or get another can
NO CONTEST! Get another can!
I did two outta those
That's hankie-ist. Poor old Kleenex Still, a cuff's a cuff
How d'you know I left the Kleenex out?
