Any tips? 
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do you have an upstairs? run there
put on some flimsy nighty and run towards a locked door 
Are you being strangled?????
put it as your facebook status 
Just make sure you carry on posting...and update your Twitter if you have it 
awwwwwwww lainy 
you shid have booted him in the nuts and reported him
you shid have booted him in the nuts and reported him
Play dead for a bit..
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Any tips?
Finger?,gel?,filter?
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Just make sure you carry on posting...and update your Twitter if you have it
The tweet can double up as your eulogy.
Nighty - check, Twittering - check, stairs - not check. I think I'm doomed.
I think writing one's own eulogy is a little self-absorbed. Even for me. 
hit him with something light and pointless.... a ruler
gnite .
make sure all your phone wires are uncut
make sure all your phone wires are uncut
Look 'em straight in the eye...
Im already dead
