I'm being murdered right now

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Former Member

Any tips?

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Former Member

do you have an upstairs? run there

1/30/113:36 PM

sandraMember

put on some flimsy nighty and run towards a locked door

1/30/113:37 PM

lainy mMember 10 years

Are you being strangled?????

1/30/113:38 PM

Former Member

put it as your facebook status

1/30/113:38 PM

CroctacusMember

Just make sure you carry on posting...and update your Twitter if you have it

1/30/113:38 PM

sandraMember

awwwwwwww lainy

you shid have booted him in the nuts and reported him

1/30/113:39 PM

DemantoidMember

Play dead for a bit..

1/30/113:41 PM

~Lee~Member

Reference:

Any tips?

Finger?,gel?,filter?

1/30/113:42 PM

Mighty QuinnMember

Reference:

Just make sure you carry on posting...and update your Twitter if you have it

The tweet can double up as your eulogy.

1/30/113:43 PM

Former Member

Nighty - check, Twittering - check, stairs - not check. I think I'm doomed.

1/30/113:44 PM

Former Member

I think writing one's own eulogy is a little self-absorbed. Even for me.

1/30/113:45 PM

Former Member

hit him with something light and pointless.... a ruler

1/30/113:46 PM

sandraMember

gnite .

make sure all your phone wires are uncut

1/30/113:46 PM

Eugene's LairMember 10 years

Look 'em straight in the eye...

1/30/113:53 PM

lainy mMember 10 years

Im already dead

1/30/114:08 PM

Ev (Peachy)Member

Knock one out?

1/30/114:10 PM

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