dont ask me to take sides I WONT DO IT

I always suspected you were flirting with my black grapes behind my back!


FLOOOOOOOZIE

(disclaimer) Gyps, don't ask me for a PM fight, I am due to become a Glam-ma this week and just don't have the energy

i will let you off just this once lady!
F.Y.I that black grape was all over me, alllllll over me! i was innocent.

Couldn't you just share??

You should be ashamed of yourself

How could you do it?

I know, I know, I'm such a grape whore.  It was the crunchy texture and everything, it just wooed me.  It promised me the world, well not the world, but that it would ferment in my tum and be just like wine and everything.  It was such a smooth talking red

Next you'll be telling me you were drunk, drunk on the juices of the grape....AS IF

Bollocks to them all... Green kicks ass.

Your head has been turned by the 'red'

Cinds, you know it, what you've done, don't you. The black grapes will be crushed

Green are just fake, they pretend they are white

OH gawd I know, what will I do?  I'll never be able to look at a Chateaneuf-du-Pape in the cork again.  I feel so ashamed

Fickle!

Green ones were asking for you Cinds....shall I mention the red or keep schtum?

oohhh no queenshaks if i were you id not say, i mean, ONLY A MATTER OF TIME before SHE tries it on with them too

Gyps....drop the queenshaks...we're mates

That's my plan

sorry i was just being all upity and proper
(in the face of the grape floozy)

*Chokes on grapes*

Ooooooh lord I am such a whore!!   Would it be so bad to have all of the grapes in my bed!


OOOOH I have to go, I have just caught Mr Cinds tucking in to me red grapes.  The SLAG

Slap the back of his head and make it pop out Cinds....the grape that is!

That grape looks very sad on its own

Oooooh heaven!


 

Sean Ryder is gutted

I am so disappointed!

At least you're staying away from my cherries!

  I can't bear that 'orrible man.  Is that Black Grape still on the go?

I have a feeling I'm going to become so loose in my fruity ways that any berry will do.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

At least they are not in season now so I won't have to worry for several months.

I hope this fruity fetish doesn't take me to banana love.

and thrice !

One 'average' grape has 3 calories in it.

Youre to become a Glam-ma this weekend?

Yes Trollop!  I told you, one of Mr Cinds daughters is due to give birth this weekend.

Crikey no wonder my weight loss has slowed right down

Ohh, a new baby! Everyone is giving birth (not me at 51 thank God!) Maria from Corrie - girl 'Freya' (lovely name imo) Laurel from Emmerdale (aka Charlotte Belamy) has a third child, her first daughter 'Teddie bo' () and my hubby's neice had her third son (in Turkey last Monday  - 'Emir' - even my MIL doesn't like the name, apparently, it's weird out there, old fashioned)!

I think Mr Cinds is still in shock about becoming a grandfather, I've been calling him pops for months now to prepare him.

I sound awful when I say I'm in no way of a hurry for G/C - having been a registered childmider/Teacher/Lecturer I've had enough for a mo' - my SIL who's 6 months younger than me (she's Turkish, never be en outside Turkey) has just had Emir as her 3rd - she'snot happy as she's lazy and never had a job in her life - she's ok but simutaneously does my head in as she's never had to meet 'school runs/picking kids up/concerts/ etc, etc' she handed her firts (the mother of 'Emir' over to my MIL) God, I wish my SIL could do a stint over here - she so wouldn't cope!

i love olives and the average olive has 1gm of fat - Oh god, I'll have to keep going to the gym and I'm a low fat veggie with a high cholestral count due to inherited stuff! the doc reckons it's whatever my liver 'chucks out' his words not mine.