It has to be said, Helen looks butt ugly for someone who thinks she some goddess... nice knockers, that's it. Ashey looks alot better. And I won't even get started on the personality.
The knockers are fake
Are you sure? They seem less perky than most fake ones.
Cos the bikini is too small to keep them up
Charlie had no right to get that phone call, she got her question wrong.
Exactly Video
And she called her daughter KIKI, that alone should ban her from ever talking to her daughter again...IMO.
Kiki isn't as bad as some.....step forward Apple, Peaches et al
I always used to think of Kiki Dee until I met someone called Kiki.
then I thought of Kiki from Hector's House cos I bluddy despised her.
And she had a frog face
cos she was a frog?
Charlie had no right to get that phone call, she got her question wrong.
Exactly Video
And she called her daughter KIKI, that alone should ban her from ever talking to her daughter again...IMO.
Kiki isn't as bad as some.....step forward Apple, Peaches et al
I always used to think of Kiki Dee until I met someone called Kiki.
then I thought of Kiki from Hector's House cos I bluddy despised her.
And she had a frog face
Funny how people put you off names.
Those VERY ad's are sexist, men aren't that bad at giving xmas gifts...I once brought my 90 year old gran a coin sorter, one of those automatic ones.
You truly are a prince amongst men.
Poor old Limahl.....in and out in a flash
Those VERY ad's are sexist, men aren't that bad at giving xmas gifts...I once brought my 90 year old gran a coin sorter, one of those automatic ones.
That's as bad as my brother giving my mam a potato chipper years ago!
Those VERY ad's are sexist, men aren't that bad at giving xmas gifts...I once brought my 90 year old gran a coin sorter, one of those automatic ones.
I don't know why I'm laughing. Did your gran like it?
She hasn't gotten round to using it yet, for about 8 years. 
Rofl.
Eric should have went,can't stand the fooker!
Awwww Hector's House....I liked Miss Zsa Zsa
Which one was the frog? Have I got it wrong
Helen's tits are clearly not fake, they bounce and move around...stop being mean to her.
Those VERY ad's are sexist, men aren't that bad at giving xmas gifts...I once brought my 90 year old gran a coin sorter, one of those automatic ones.
That's as bad as my brother giving my mam a potato chipper years ago!
It has to be said, Helen looks butt ugly for someone who thinks she some goddess... nice knockers, that's it. Ashey looks alot better. And I won't even get started on the personality.
The knockers are fake
Are you sure? They seem less perky than most fake ones.
Cos the bikini is too small to keep them up
Charlie had no right to get that phone call, she got her question wrong.
Exactly Video
And she called her daughter KIKI, that alone should ban her from ever talking to her daughter again...IMO.
Kiki isn't as bad as some.....step forward Apple, Peaches et al
I always used to think of Kiki Dee until I met someone called Kiki.
then I thought of Kiki from Hector's House cos I bluddy despised her.
And she had a frog face
Funny how people put you off names.
I have a couple like that but I won't mention them in case someone here has either of them
cos she was a frog?
I'm not sure, Machel. It was pre dinosaur days and I'm a bit more addled in the noggin since then
Helen's tits are clearly not fake, they bounce and move around...stop being mean to her.
Yes,I agree. Helen has her knockers on this thread
Helen's tits are clearly not fake, they bounce and move around...stop being mean to her.
Pooh
Those VERY ad's are sexist, men aren't that bad at giving xmas gifts...I once brought my 90 year old gran a coin sorter, one of those automatic ones.
That's as bad as my brother giving my mam a potato chipper years ago!
She wasn't impressed
Those VERY ad's are sexist, men aren't that bad at giving xmas gifts...I once brought my 90 year old gran a coin sorter, one of those automatic ones.
That's as bad as my brother giving my mam a potato chipper years ago!
My sister bought me a bottle of 'Tramp' perfume many years ago 
i didn't know whether to thank her or smash her over the head with it!
Nah,Helens boobs are real,fake ones are more solid and don't bounce and swing.
cos she was a frog?
I'm not sure, Machel. It was pre dinosaur days and I'm a bit more addled in the noggin since then
I think she was a frog, but not sure
Helen's boobs are real..Fake boobs do not move, and Helen's have a natural droop..She has always been top heavy, even in her early corrie days..
somehow that sounds soooooo wrong
Vids will love it. Almost Shakespearian!
Those VERY ad's are sexist, men aren't that bad at giving xmas gifts...I once brought my 90 year old gran a coin sorter, one of those automatic ones.
That's as bad as my brother giving my mam a potato chipper years ago!
My sister bought me a bottle of 'Tramp' perfume many years ago i didn't know whether to thank her or smash her over the head with it!
Awww LOL!
Those VERY ad's are sexist, men aren't that bad at giving xmas gifts...I once brought my 90 year old gran a coin sorter, one of those automatic ones.
That's as bad as my brother giving my mam a potato chipper years ago!
My sister bought me a bottle of 'Tramp' perfume many years ago i didn't know whether to thank her or smash her over the head with it!
Head I hope
I reckon the public will keep Eric in !!!!
I think so too, alas they like a bad 'un.
Those VERY ad's are sexist, men aren't that bad at giving xmas gifts...I once brought my 90 year old gran a coin sorter, one of those automatic ones.
That's as bad as my brother giving my mam a potato chipper years ago!
My sister bought me a bottle of 'Tramp' perfume many years ago i didn't know whether to thank her or smash her over the head with it!
Which option did you go with?
cos she was a frog?
I'm not sure, Machel. It was pre dinosaur days and I'm a bit more addled in the noggin since then
kiki was the frog - zaza was the cat
somehow that sounds soooooo wrong
was kiki that bloody annoying frog?
edit already answered
Why do people think wanker David is going to win?
cos she was a frog?
I'm not sure, Machel. It was pre dinosaur days and I'm a bit more addled in the noggin since then
hector was a dog, his wife a cat? and the frog next door?
i don't think he was married to the cat,they were just a bunch of dirty feckers.
cos she was a frog?
I'm not sure, Machel. It was pre dinosaur days and I'm a bit more addled in the noggin since then
hector was a dog, his wife a cat? and the frog next door?
According to my sources (Kaffers) Kiki was the frog.
Nah,Helens boobs are real,fake ones are more solid and don't bounce and swing.
I'm sure she had a story about getting fake ones in Corrie - so I think they are fake! She suddenly got bigger!
Who's voting for Eric? 
Horrid man!
