I'm just testing the idea by Stonks, unless I'm completely bonkers and totally lost the plot, bursting for a wee...no replies needed, just testing the look
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I dunno what you're doing but it's made me need a wee too? 
BRB.
BRB.
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It's a great look.
Enjoy the wee.
Enjoy the wee.
I've had two Beroccas so I'll have v v orange wee
Eeh some folks just can't leave a krap thread alone
Ooh it's the author in the title thang.
It's a new craze, like body popping, pokÃĐmon cards and Madonna.
It'll not catch on.
It's a new craze, like body popping, pokÃĐmon cards and Madonna.
It'll not catch on.
I've had asparagus - so more of a green shade.
I think the lack of response could be put down to the redundant information provided in the thread title. Now you see, I would have edited that to
'Testing going for a wee by lowoniq'
That would have them come flocking.
'Testing going for a wee by lowoniq'
That would have them come flocking.
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I've had asparagus - so more of a green shade.
True story. Asparagus does not affect my urine output.I am speshul or summat.
I think it looks like I'm showing off. "Look everybody I've started this topic".
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I think it looks like I'm showing off. "Look everybody I've started this topic".
No. More like a leaky bladder Reference:
I've had two Beroccas so I'll have v v orange we
Super, wot are they?Reference: Leccy
Asparagus does not affect my urine output.
Ooooo! Must be some sort of by-pass.Reference:
Super, wot are they?
Vitamin C drinkie thingies- great for when you've overdone the vino
but they do make your wee bright orange!
*** goes to find jar of beetroot ***
I'm not competitive, honest.
I'm not competitive, honest.
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No. More like a leaky bladde
Leccy, I've tried the rubber trousers as per Billy Connelly, they get too heavyand Blizzie I did really enjoy me wee aah.
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Ooooo! Must be some sort of by-pass.
I think I type it Reference: Leccy
True story. Asparagus does not affect my urine output.
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Ooooo! Must be some sort of by-pass.
I saw the protests on the news.Swampy was mentioned.
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Leccy, I've tried the rubber trousers as per Billy Connelly, they get too heavy
You could make a fortune on special interest websites Reference:
True story. Asparagus does not affect my urine output. I am speshul or summat.
Theory (1): It's an enzyme in our bodies. Some of us have it - I do, my piss reaks in about 1/2 hr after asparagus, lol - some don't.
Theory (2): we all have the enzyme and all produce the smelly wee. It's just not everyone is able to smell it. I can send you a bottle of piss if you like and see if you can smell the asparagus twang. In the interest of science like.
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Vitamin C drinkie thingies- great for when you've overdone the vino but they do make your wee bright orange!
If you made a cocktail out of these ingredients you'd have normal wee! Sorted! Refrence:
Testing going for a wee by lowoniq'
Pam, or could have been peshiing off by lowoniq
Blizzie is a trustafarian IACMFP!
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Ooooo! Must be some sort of by-pass.
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Theory (1): It's an enzyme in our bodies. Some of us have it - I do, my piss reaks in about 1/2 hr after asparagus, lol - some don't. Theory (2): we all have the enzyme and all produce the smelly wee. It's just not everyone is able to smell it. I can send you a bottle of piss if you like and see if you can smell the asparagus twang. In the interest of science like.
I will go with theory 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one!!!!!!I have a wonderfully perfumed bladder.
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I can send you a bottle of piss if you like and see if you can smell the asparagus twang. In the interest of science like.
I think we are all able to carry out our own study on this one prof. With proper guidelines, thank you. Reference: profile
I can send you a bottle of piss if you like and see if you can smell the asparagus twang.
I appreciate the offer profile, but I think I'll pass this time.
Ungrateful bastards.
I never take the piss!
Blizzie very true about the beetroot, i have been known to overdo it, and see red shortly after.
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I appreciate the offer profile, but I think I'll pass this time.
*** passes brisket an empty bottle *** Each to their own, eh?
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I never take the piss!
That will be a statement I will bring back to haunt you Blousey... 
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Ungrateful bastards.
In the interests of scientific study, how are you after a bowl of sugar puffs?Also in the swing of "once again I share far too much" I keep smelling stuff that's not there...I've done it for years. It means I'm really mental according to the internet.
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Blizzie very true about the beetroot, i have been known to overdo it, and see red shortly after.
Maybe you should change the title to "Let's discuss multi-coloured/fragrant wee... by LownIQ"?Reference:
I appreciate the offer profile, but I think I'll pass this time. *** passes brisket an empty bottle ***
Keep passing it, that'll empty it outReference:
I keep smelling stuff that's not there...I've done it for years
I do that occasionally too. Does it mean we're nuts then?
As to sugar puffs - I wouldn't know, Fortnum and Mason doesn't sell them.
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Ungrateful bastards.
Where should I post the tampon to prof? Reference: LowonIQ
...just testing then going for a wee...
The quote is from the thread title. So I think we can claim to have stayed on topic, and been creative to boot.
Aw Pam, I hope Real doesn't see that
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A)I do that occasionally too. Does it mean we're nuts then? B) As to sugar puffs - I wouldn't know, Fortnum and Mason doesn't sell them.
A) Yes, totally gone...allegedly in a full on lock them up type way.B) I want to force feed you a Bernard Matthews Mini Kiev after that statement!