I hopeshe goes this week ,she drives me insane , yap bloody yap.
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She uses 20 sentences for summat that would take 1 
Ife would you like a cuppa doesn't get a yes, or a no...it gets a waffle for ages about tea v coffee.
Ife would you like a cuppa doesn't get a yes, or a no...it gets a waffle for ages about tea v coffee.
Hope she goes on Friday! Nosey, sleekit, sticks her neb in everywhere, thinks she's the house mediator.......she's a narse
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erin telling Baz to shut up
Never would I Baz
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Ineed Ife to shut up ,just stop with the yapping.
Telling Iffy to shut up is like asking the Earth to stop spinning on it's axis. Ain't gonna happen.
Never mind Ife, why is Keely lying on Steve? That makes me feel a bit sick. How disingenious can one tiny person be?
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Never mind Ife, why is Keely lying on Steve? That makes me feel a bit sick. How disingenious can one tiny person be?
She doesn't know what a snekky snidey snake in the grass he really is!Reference:
Never mind Ife, why is Keely lying on Steve?
Ugh, I'm glad I didn't see that.
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She doesn't know what a snekky snidey snake in the grass he really is!
Yes he is, but tiddly, if she saw him on the Highstreet, she would only give him a second glance to confirm that he really has no legs. 
Maybe Keeley's a closet devotee 
There was one causing havoc on fb recently, thankfully as my avatar is the very able Bettie Page he left me alone 
There was one causing havoc on fb recently, thankfully as my avatar is the very able Bettie Page he left me alone 
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Maybe Keeley's a closet devotee There was one causing havoc on fb recently, thankfully as my avatar is the very able Bettie Page he left me alone
Lecs I watched a TV prog one night about that and folk who choose to have healthy limbs amputated.Reference:
There was one causing havoc on fb recently, thankfully as my avatar is the very able Bettie Page he left me alone
Ife told Rachael that she bitched about Ben behind his back BUT later went on to tell him to his face that she bitched about him....so that (according to her) makes everything just peachy. 
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Lecs I watched a TV prog one night about that and folk who choose to have healthy limbs amputated.
Why on earth would anyone want to do that
My dad was run over and spent the last 23 years of his life in a wheelchair, it's really unbelievable!Reference:
Ife told Rachael that she bitched about Ben behind his back BUT later went on to tell him to his face that she bitched about him....so that (according to her) makes everything just peachy.
Only Ife took 500 words and 30 mins to say just that.Reference:
Lecs I watched a TV prog one night about that and folk who choose to have healthy limbs amputated.
OMG Lee, I really feel weird now.Reference:
Lecs I watched a TV prog one night about that and folk who choose to have healthy limbs amputated.
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Why on earth would anyone want to do that My dad was run over and spent the last 23 years of his life in a wheelchair, it's really unbelievable!
This guy wasn't fussed about limb quotas, he just wanted any woman who was disabled, no matter what...he was going through a BBC columnists friends/fans thing and adding any of them who were in chairs, used aids or just "looked" disabled...then he was getting creepy. Obv. being in the employ of Auntie Beeb she had to warn everyone. Yuck.Col, Dame Ann
Ife is appallingly irritating.
She mainly, like,talks gibberish, like, but, like pretends it is, like very profound, like.
I think she is insincere, makes it up as she goes along, lies, causes trouble, and is a general nuisance and pain in the backside.
I agree with Ben earlier when he said she is "highly strung."
She is plainly not up to the task of being a good and interesting housemate.
I wouldn't miss her at all.
She mainly, like,talks gibberish, like, but, like pretends it is, like very profound, like.
I think she is insincere, makes it up as she goes along, lies, causes trouble, and is a general nuisance and pain in the backside.
I agree with Ben earlier when he said she is "highly strung."
She is plainly not up to the task of being a good and interesting housemate.
I wouldn't miss her at all.
The house wouldn't miss Ife if she was gone, so I too hope she goes this week.
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Lecs I watched a TV prog one night about that and folk who choose to have healthy limbs amputated.
Eh??!
I only popped in here to say that only recently I found out that STFU meant 'Shut the f**k up'...for years I thought it meant 'Stuff you' 
Blah blah blah Terry blah blah...sexual tension blah blah.......
She is so insincere.
Nothing sounds genuine.
Nothing sounds genuine.
Ife is sharing the bed with Mario again tonight.
While she is out of the bed Mario flicks back the duvet so that his legs are exposed - I assume it is hot and he wants to feel cooler.
So what is the first thing that OCD Ife does when she returns to bed?
She puts the duvet cover back over Mario's legs.
So typical of this selfish meddling woman.
She must be a nightmare to live with.
While she is out of the bed Mario flicks back the duvet so that his legs are exposed - I assume it is hot and he wants to feel cooler.
So what is the first thing that OCD Ife does when she returns to bed?
She puts the duvet cover back over Mario's legs.
So typical of this selfish meddling woman.
She must be a nightmare to live with.
So, we now know that Ife went to college with Grace from a conversation on LF – I assume she meant dance school – given that they come from different parts of the country.
This also suggests to me that she is quite knowledgeable about BB – and her use of the “Mean girls” card against Shabby and Caoimhe would make complete sense, in that respect.
Total player imo…
