I'd probably say to them 'well you look a bit weird' but I'm sure there are better options like 'are you going to kills us all?' etc....
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"Do you like prawn sandwiches? If so, we are certainly not going to get on well with each other"
Arseholes
'What are you doing for the rest of your life?'
Well, if they were actually abducting me, I imagine I'd tell them whatever they want me to...
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'What are you doing for the rest of your life?'
Only Karms would see being abducted by aliens as some kind of weird pick-up funny bloke with antennas on his head scenario Reference:
as some kind of weird pick-up funny bloke with antennas on his head scenario
Wouldn't be the first time have u come for your leader, gideon osborne
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I'd ask for the anaesthetic.
I'd go for the probing interview option.
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Im not sure, but whatever it was, id say it in a mexican accent! ARIBA ARIBA!!!!
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ARIBA ARIBA!!!!
Underlay, underlay?
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ah, i see you speaka the mehicano?
Na-nu Na-nu.
please abduct our leader... cheryl cole
Could we swing by ASDA please, I've gotta pick something up for the tea.
Take me to you leader.
"bovered"
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ET go home
Wow is that LED lighting? I'm definitely stealing that idea when I get home! Was it you that shot that stag? You had Mary Bale under your control didn't you? Does this do time travel, can we go forward to sat at around 8:30pm so I can get the lotto numbers?
Is she one of yours?
Hew man pet gorrany canny bags a tudah
Or I would say:
Why have you abducted me? What's the point? Why do you look weird? The feng shui of this spaceship is so off. What does this button do? Why are all your mates being sucked out through that door into space? Is is because I pressed the button? What does this lever do? Why is that emergency light flashing? I'm hungry. Get me some food. Decent food at that. Have you got a headache? Why have you got a headache?
Hopefully after a while they would just drop me off back home.
Why have you abducted me? What's the point? Why do you look weird? The feng shui of this spaceship is so off. What does this button do? Why are all your mates being sucked out through that door into space? Is is because I pressed the button? What does this lever do? Why is that emergency light flashing? I'm hungry. Get me some food. Decent food at that. Have you got a headache? Why have you got a headache?
Hopefully after a while they would just drop me off back home.
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Hew man pet gorrany canny bags a tudah
I would have said Huw man meselReference:
Why have you abducted me? What's the point? Why do you look weird? The feng shui of this spaceship is so off. What does this button do? Why are all your mates being sucked out through that door into space? Is is because I pressed the button? What does this lever do? Why is that emergency light flashing? I'm hungry. Get me some food. Decent food at that. Have you got a headache? Why have you got a headache? Hopefully after a while they would just drop me off back home.
I'd sing and offer them a cup of tea:
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I would have said Huw man mesel
The thing is I am not a true geordie so my dialect is a bit off. Add Reply
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