Scotty

I'm a little bit sad TBH. it's a long old story but my daughters ex's sister is getting married on Saturday. I'm so happy for them ......................the exes parents are our best friends but it would be sooooooooooooooo innapropriate for us to be there.

My daughter and her ex were together for eleven years .............it breaks my heart that they are no longer together.

Quite what this has to do with this thread I DON'T KNOW! I just wanted to share it!

Read today that Harry is looking forward to Bacon Sandwiches at 6am......You could be well in there......

Familes aye,  ......you are not alone, even the Queen has her problems with hers...... 

I`m taking doggie bags justa...

It`ll feed the weans for weeks.    

  Well I suppose Harry isn't quite as repulsive as William but I'd rather share my bacon butty with John McCririck 

Indeed ...................we have a lot in common 

HaHa Scotty and i bet there be no fat on Harrys Bacon Butties they could be worth having

I'd rather perform a self lobotomy with a rusty pitchfork than subject myself to that unspeakably dull and pretentious nonsense 

I'd rather share my bacon butty with John McCririck 

You're just mad you are.....nuff said...

Not even just the after Pomp party shindig?.....spect there will be kilts akimbo.....

I hadn't thought of that  Yes I can see potential there. Get completely pissed and shout 'Yes.... bloody royal people... f*cking WELL DONE' etc 

 Well, I had'nt quite thought of it that way.......I just thought of sharing a bacon buttie whilst skipping the light fandango across the floor........but thats my breeding for you......

I always knew you were a toff 

Don`t think so Syd but just in case...

I like my bacon crispy Harry  

I've heard her advice to Kate for a long lasting marriage is "wear a seatbelt and don't piss me off"

With or without sauce?

No chance of me gettin an invite. I vote Labour . Beside that why do the Royals never have "partners" like some of us and forget the pomp and ceremony?

Indeed

As for would I go? Yeah I probably would just to have a nose. I'd rather go to the afterparty though just to see what really goes on at a royal shindig.

And what's a she-wee?

They don't have partners? Eh? Wah you meeeen?

See you are after the free champers Karma.   Nowt wrong with that.

 Hate that expression 'Partner'  

If I was allowed to drink damn right I'd be in there Oooh I bet they have some fantastic alcohol come to think of it. No Chardonnay, Lambrini or Bucky at their soirées. The Rohypnol's probably flying about in abundance, though. They're not exactly the best looking bunch. *neigh*

It sounds like a business arrangement!

Living together without marriage. Get em into the 21st century. Just wonder how long this marriage will last going on the past Royal weddings? Chalk and cheese come to mind. Hope she can cope with the stuff she will have to cope with though, she seems like a really nice girl. And so was Diana.

Indeed, the Saville told us so.......

 Or in Crime 

But what else do you call it though? Boyfriend seems a bit adolescent when you get to a certain age, companion sounds like you're going out with Val Doonican, other half is a popular one and I don't mind that (sorry Saz!), significant other is too long.

Why? Most Lesbian/Gay couples reply to their lovers as this?

Originally Posted by Syd:

Originally Posted by Prometheus:

Originally Posted by Syd:

 Well, I had'nt quite thought of it that way.......I just thought of sharing a bacon buttie whilst skipping the light fandango across the floor........but thats my breeding for you......

 

I always knew you were a toff 

Toffet if you don't mind..

Hmmm Diana wasn't all sweetness and light as you may think. I'm not saying she wasn't treated like shit cos I do believe she had it rough, but she knew how to manipulate the media. Regardless of all the hype though I still remember when she died all I could think about were the young kids she was leaving behind (I was preggers with my son at the time), because despite all the infamy, she was still a mother.

I didn't know the royals weren't keen on people having partners, though? Kate and her fella have been together for about 8 years haven't they?

Sauce?  

How common.  

I wish them well, but in this day and age of paps and the internet it will be hard for them to keep a low profile.

Ok, White sliced or Brown sliced?, without sauce,....Crusts on or off?

Oh I don't know.......I'm indoors might do........

I don't see what's wrong with other half. It sounds a bit naff but is actually kind of romantic without being pretentious. 

Other Half......yep.......two halves make a whole..........I like it! 

I'm indoors or im indoors or was that a Freudian slip?

 I'm indoors......correction.....Im indoors......

...snap! Karma.....