Ok. Imagine I am standing on a stage in a large auditorium, and have just got up there to make a speech. I have a microphone. I will ask you a question. I will ask you to make, perhaps, the MOST important decision you will ever have to make in your entire.. err.. month. But please.. please.. listen to what I have to say first.
<Holds mic up to mouth>
"People of the world. People of Great Britain. BB watchers everywhere. I implore you, from the depths of my heart. Please listen to what I have to say..
<pregnant pause
I didn't like Marcus an awful lot at the start of BB this year. And halfwit.. well.. I thought he was harmless enough, if I am honest.. so cut him some slack... ..after all.. there were bigger fish to fry in the house. Lisa, for example.
Now.. over time.. Marcus grew on me a little. Sure, still full o'crap.. and still rather self importamt (or should that be impotent?) but.. well.. I was prepared to cut him slack too.. at least.. I didn't hate him anyway.. after all.. the house would have been boring without him.
And just recently.. he has been the star of the show in my eyes.. 'Great Value' is what some people would call it.
And the boys (and I mean the boys, if you get my drift) have slowly learned that Marcus is just simply trying to liven up the house - and in doing so, they have come out their shell. Siavash is no longer a mouse, Freddie is no longer a soft hippy, and has grown some teeth.
They all saw that Lisa was a slime bag. A nasty piece of work. They saw right through her. And togther... they stuck. Friends, united in hatred.
Bea.. well.. she led us to believe that she was on the boy's side. That she was in the league of hatred. So everyone understood.
.....Hmmm. But this week... this week... Bea turned.
Only 10 days ago.. Just TEN days ago.. She hated Lisa, and I mean HATED her. She thought she was a cockroach, a nasty horrible b*tch. She called David an 'unpleasant loud uncouth horrid person. Horrible laugh.. thoughtless whining queen.'
Ahh.. but that was before we found out who Bea really was.
A two faced cow.
Yep. She turned to the DARK side, in order to play her game. Clever, calculated, and planned. She is has singlehandedly turned the waiverers against Marcus and halfwit, and jumped ship.
"Ohh Lisa.. I love you really. Your my best mate. And so are you David.. awww... you're great. Yeah man.. isn't halfwit an a*se... Le's all go and sit at the bus stop and slag him off."
But we can see. Ohhhh.. WE can see you Bea. WE ain't stupid, and we don't fall for your little hissy fits and crybaby histryonics.
Like the big man says.. take a look at yourself Bea, before you dish it. It is YOU that is the one who can't take it - NOT halfwit.
Stealing halfwits cider, and calling him a f*cking tool.. ain't cool. Marcus told you. And he was right. You, not he, is the problem. That's why you are hated on the outside world.
So now.. ladies and gentleman.. "What's the question?" I can hear you shouting.
It's simple.
I love the fact that Marcus has got the boys out of their shells.. and knocking the BB authorities down a peg or two. Yes.. yes.. I still think he is full of Bull.. and acts like an arrogant sweary know it all.. But I like him.
I love.. LOVE the fact that halfwit is doing Bea's head in and showing her up.. and making her life a misery. Cuz we all hate her.. right?
So.. what to do?
If halfwit leaves.. then Bea has her little victory but still has marcus to keep her in check.
If Marcus leaves.. then he gets what he wants, and gets to have his well earned chat with Davina. And halfwit can carry on annoying Bea, Lisa, Charley, David, and co. All the girls basically... But in a boring house.
That's the dilemma.
Having thought about it for the last hour... I have decided to come down on the side of keeping MARCUS he has in the last few hours stated on live feed he would like to stay.
in this late hour let us please make a rally and vote vote vote to evict freddy.marcus is essential to the remaining weeks he is a legend we cannot lose him!!
i thank you for taking the time to read this now please send out the shout across the whole internet.
MARCUS MUST BE SAVED! MARCUS MUST STAY!
<puts down the mic>
<Holds mic up to mouth>
"People of the world. People of Great Britain. BB watchers everywhere. I implore you, from the depths of my heart. Please listen to what I have to say..
<pregnant pause
I didn't like Marcus an awful lot at the start of BB this year. And halfwit.. well.. I thought he was harmless enough, if I am honest.. so cut him some slack... ..after all.. there were bigger fish to fry in the house. Lisa, for example.
Now.. over time.. Marcus grew on me a little. Sure, still full o'crap.. and still rather self importamt (or should that be impotent?) but.. well.. I was prepared to cut him slack too.. at least.. I didn't hate him anyway.. after all.. the house would have been boring without him.
And just recently.. he has been the star of the show in my eyes.. 'Great Value' is what some people would call it.
And the boys (and I mean the boys, if you get my drift) have slowly learned that Marcus is just simply trying to liven up the house - and in doing so, they have come out their shell. Siavash is no longer a mouse, Freddie is no longer a soft hippy, and has grown some teeth.
They all saw that Lisa was a slime bag. A nasty piece of work. They saw right through her. And togther... they stuck. Friends, united in hatred.
Bea.. well.. she led us to believe that she was on the boy's side. That she was in the league of hatred. So everyone understood.
.....Hmmm. But this week... this week... Bea turned.
Only 10 days ago.. Just TEN days ago.. She hated Lisa, and I mean HATED her. She thought she was a cockroach, a nasty horrible b*tch. She called David an 'unpleasant loud uncouth horrid person. Horrible laugh.. thoughtless whining queen.'
Ahh.. but that was before we found out who Bea really was.
A two faced cow.
Yep. She turned to the DARK side, in order to play her game. Clever, calculated, and planned. She is has singlehandedly turned the waiverers against Marcus and halfwit, and jumped ship.
"Ohh Lisa.. I love you really. Your my best mate. And so are you David.. awww... you're great. Yeah man.. isn't halfwit an a*se... Le's all go and sit at the bus stop and slag him off."
But we can see. Ohhhh.. WE can see you Bea. WE ain't stupid, and we don't fall for your little hissy fits and crybaby histryonics.
Like the big man says.. take a look at yourself Bea, before you dish it. It is YOU that is the one who can't take it - NOT halfwit.
Stealing halfwits cider, and calling him a f*cking tool.. ain't cool. Marcus told you. And he was right. You, not he, is the problem. That's why you are hated on the outside world.
So now.. ladies and gentleman.. "What's the question?" I can hear you shouting.
It's simple.
I love the fact that Marcus has got the boys out of their shells.. and knocking the BB authorities down a peg or two. Yes.. yes.. I still think he is full of Bull.. and acts like an arrogant sweary know it all.. But I like him.
I love.. LOVE the fact that halfwit is doing Bea's head in and showing her up.. and making her life a misery. Cuz we all hate her.. right?
So.. what to do?
If halfwit leaves.. then Bea has her little victory but still has marcus to keep her in check.
If Marcus leaves.. then he gets what he wants, and gets to have his well earned chat with Davina. And halfwit can carry on annoying Bea, Lisa, Charley, David, and co. All the girls basically... But in a boring house.
That's the dilemma.
Having thought about it for the last hour... I have decided to come down on the side of keeping MARCUS he has in the last few hours stated on live feed he would like to stay.
in this late hour let us please make a rally and vote vote vote to evict freddy.marcus is essential to the remaining weeks he is a legend we cannot lose him!!
i thank you for taking the time to read this now please send out the shout across the whole internet.
MARCUS MUST BE SAVED! MARCUS MUST STAY!
<puts down the mic>