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Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

 

Chocolate would be free on the National Health.

 

Sheffield Wednesday would start the season already +20 points.

 

24 hour working week.

 

Minimum 10 weeks holiday per year for all.

 

Emma Willis would be my personal assistant.

 

All soaps would be banned.

 

The James Bond theme would be the new National Anthem.

 

 

 

 

 

 

where do you get one of those at...its zero contracted hours around here or 24 if you're lucky 

Dame_Ann_Average
Originally Posted by Aimee:
Originally Posted by Cinds:

       

ALL snakes would be outlawed in the mainland UK. And all women would get an allowance for shoes. 


       



You forgot spiders even writing the word makes me Shriver

Yes, but with all of our lovely new shoes, bought courtesy of the generous shoe allowance, we can stand on all of the spiders. 

Cinds

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