always remember that YOU were once the fastest and most victorious little sperm out of millions!
I remember it!
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I wasn't , I just tripped him up 
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I wasn't , I just tripped him up
But you got there in the end! GO YOU!
AND the most strumpety egg 
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AND the most strumpety egg
YES!
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But you got there in the end! GO YOU!
I'm a sneaky caaah
Does anyone remember that shitty program that c4 did where all those people acted out the life of a sperm 
i loved that.
i loved that.Reference:
Does anyone remember that shitty program that c4 did where all those people acted out the life of a sperm i loved that.
Awww I do it daily <wiggles bum> I remember being a sperm! FACT! <wiggles outta thread>
I remember that show!
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I remember that show!
were you in it?
Katty - Love it! <sings along>
<sings along>
I wonder if the sperm that make it can remember the decor of the fallopian tubes?
Hmm..*wonders if there are any hanging baskets ouside the placenta*
I remember my Mams tubes <nod> redish pinky flesh colour, and slippery let me tell thee!
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were you in it?
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I wonder if the sperm that make it can remember the decor of the fallopian tubes?
I know I posted this in another thread last week, but it bears repeating:
Hahaha Deman, I like that
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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees I was the big fat egg
and I missed it
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I bet you made a lush egg!
Not as lush as ones you can dip toast in Reference:
Not as lush as ones you can dip toast in
I think dipping soldiers in eggs is a great way to explain the birds and bees to my kids, thanks Leccy, You have given me ideas! (I am glad you are not the kinda egg all the soldiers wanna dip in)Reference:
I think dipping soldiers in eggs is a great way to explain the birds and bees to my kids, thanks Leccy, You have given me ideas!
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(I am glad you are not the kinda egg all the soldiers wanna dip in)
But real life LOLing! Reference:
But real life LOLing!
You are far too classy is what I mean, and I like Mr L! You remind me of my Nan and grandpa the pair of you
<is the hole I am digging getting any smaller?>
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You remind me of my Nan and grandpa the pair of you
Hahaha Saz, Leccy knows it's a compliment, and has NOTHING to do with her age
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You are far too classy is what I mean, and I like Mr L! You remind me of my Nan and grandpa the pair of you
Hahahahaha! and NO 
Hello Sazza, got your card today, thank you
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has NOTHING to do with her age
We need one of them "smacking round the heed" smileys.Reference:
We need one of them "smacking round the heed smileys"
Insulting your age would be insulting mine You know what I mean innit! It's a lurve thing! <thinks about changing thread to "if you are depressed, don't talk to me I will make you feel worse>
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Insulting your age would be insulting mine You know what I mean innit! It's a lurve thing!
I'm only kidding, I think it's dead sweet, I just told him and he's laughing and he went "aww" Reference:
I'm only kidding, I think it's dead sweet, I just told him and he's laughing and he went "aww"
Just make sure I have an invite to your Golden anniversary innit!
Awwwww
Sorry I've just realised Katty put up a link to this earlier.
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Sorry I've just realised Katty put up a link to this earlier.
Every link is sacred, Tayto 
Yeah, I was the fastest, but the others were comatose.
This thread has cheered me up a bit actually - thank you 
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This thread has cheered me up a bit actually - thank you
YAY!
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I taste too good to be a sperm!
<snigger>