Bobby......and my life wouldn't have to be in the slightest bit of danger either

None of them actually. Curtains for m'friends n family.

It would have to be Bobby..... if I really had to

I'm not getting this Bobby thing at all...I think he'd be totally carp at it

is that just 'cos they're men male GJ? If so, whaddabout the females in there?

I wanna know who is doing it with Edward...and where is John in this particular scenario?

Youse booted Sally Bercow out.

Not me!

Sally Bercow was in it??????

Indeed!

Oh my! Was she any good?

It's difficult to tell. These vile n jellus bulleh harridans of the forum kicked her out early doors like.

Ah never mind! I haven't seen a second of it, but might have watched it just for La Sally.

Is there 2 of these threads?

Yes....thought I was going loopy (loopier)

but ...but...where is your loyalty to Jedward ??????

 

and another Bobby here   as much as I like Paddy in these circumstances I would go for the younger rather than the older  

 

Ducky and Baz form an orderly queue or we could pull straws  

Suzy!    Welcome home... did you have a great time? 

 

(i was gutted Sally was first out.. )

Turned out to be a bit of a sour puss Suze...v v disappointing ...Hey you, looking tanned and gorge juice no doubt, hope you had a FABULOUS hol x

 

 

7 votes for Bobby 

Yes, catering for all sexual tastes and distates

Ta Kaff It was an amazing holiday.....made loads of memories for my kids and nephew. We had to extend the trip for 5 days coz my mates in Zambia wouldn't let me leave to connect to my flight from Jo'burg. Got back this morning but my brain (and heart) is still in Southern Africa. 

Right now I'm gutted that I missed Sally B!

 I'm very very dark!  

Sounds fabulous, Suzy..... I'm sure it was worth missing a week of Sally in BB.. (even if that was the best week!)  x

Darryn, he's lush.

Yeah, I'm sure too. Tbh I wouldn't have come back if my job and kids' schools were more flexible! 

If i had to sure we'z queueing round da block to has his baybees,..... I am talking about da master Paddy, sure enough!

 

(so would zazz )

Awww you poor thing........

I know!!! Thanks for understanding Sooops! I had to suffer 5 more days of poolside cocktails and eating my body-weight in bbq'd meat! 

And now it's frigging raining in London....and I have to be up at 6am  Night Sooops 

Yes! It looks like the enjoyable long hot summer is ending.

is that the time? Soooooozy NGB

I'd have a roll in the hay with Paddy 

Bobby if I could put gaffer tape over his mouth 

 

I couldn't with Jedward...     they're too young, I just don't feel like that towards them..  It would be wrong 

 

Probably could with Paddy..   he has big work hardened man hands! 

I know it's not kosher because I'm not watching, but I'd go for Paddy, just because he's a gypsy and so am I.

Since we mentioned working man hands ........ Last year at a Hannover barbecue whilst watching the Fatherland run rings around our lads, a Turkish matriarch approached me and asked if I was a gynaecologist. Apparently I have the hands for it.

(this should have been in the "tell us one thing!" thread but it seemed to follow on.

Blahahahaha

From all the men there, IF I REALLY HAD TOO, it would be Paddy, doggy style so I could read my book/watch the news at the same time. 

 

John & Edward, I think I would kill them with sex 

 

Bobby, I think would prefer Mr Cinds 

 

Who is the other one?