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TAKEN FROM DS.
REVEALED! Plans for the FINAL WEEK! Warning! Spoilers!

Just when we thought it was going to be a damp squib of a final week!

Thanks to inside information I can reveal that for the final week PEJ is planning on pulling a magical set of individual housemate tasks out of his conjurors sleeve that will ensure that viewers will be talking about Big Brother 11 for years to come!

Each day Housemates will be given a Special Task by Bob Righter (Sponsored by Betfair) that will play to their unique personalities, gifts and talents and remind loyal viewers of just why these special five beat the odds and the voters and made it to the final! If they pass this task they will get a video-message from home. If they fail this task they will receive a video-message from Sam.

Monday’s Task: MINT BANTER!
Housemate: STEVE


For this particularly entertaining task Steve will be asked to sit on the sofa for 4 hours and without making a noise or moving his lips, or moving at all, Steve will have to regale housemates on the topic of his favourite mints. Should housemates realise after 4 hours that Steve is engaged in MINT BANTER he will win the task!

Tuesday’s Task: WATERMELON TALES!
Housemate: ANDREW


For this task of Bluff and Ginger-Bluff Andrew will be asked to enter a secret room named Journey. In the middle of this room will be a watermelon on a waterbed. On the plasma, housemates will be shown a 5 second shot of Andrew entering the room before the screen goes blank. Andrew will then have to count the pips in the watermelon until he gets the correct number. As this is a actually a very boring task and wouldn’t win many votes, on re-entering the house Andrew must convince the housemates that he has in fact seduced the watermelon and engaged in fleshy carnal activities. If the housemates fail to guess that Andrew is in fact making this up to make himself sound more interesting he will win the task!

Wednesday’s Task: JJ2!
Housemate: JJ2!


For this shadowy task JJ2 will be attached by a chain to a life-size talking dummy of JJ1 for 4 hours. Over the four hours, JJ2 must only talk in response to something that JJ1-Dummy has said. JJ2 will also be permitted to nod and make mmm hmm noises if he wishes. If after 4 hours housemates fail to realise that JJ2 hasn’t had an original thought or spoken to any of them apart from JJ1-Dummy he will win the task!

Thursday’s Task: To Bee or not Bee!
Housemate: Corin


In this super-fly task Corin will enter the Diary Room and dress as a Giant Bee. She will then have to flap her wings and gums around the garden for a whole hour non-stop while smoking a whole pack of cigarettes, putting on eyeliner and making bee-like noises. Should any housemate ask Corin if she’s buzzing she will win her task!

Friday’s Task: Free Pass To The All-Stars Finale!
Housemate: Josie


For this stunningly unexpected task Josie will win a Free Pass To The All-Stars Finale.
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