Ok. Charley's a cock

Rice pudding and Mashed Potato is my comfort food.


I always manage to overload on thinking of foods at this time of night.

Snail porridge

Not comforting enough.

Thank you Heston bloomingthingy

I don't know, plain Doritos?

I had parsley instead.

Oh she is, but wouldn't it have been fun if she was in there? The Nadia creature is going to dictate to BB exactly how UBB turns out. Disgusting really. Er, that, not you 

Just parsley?

Loving your work dear Having heard Charley's gob in RL post BB, trust me, you don't want that thing in there.

I get CDWM updates on fb...this week a woman said she was using a "Blumen Hesentine" recipe

I cannot stand the man or his recipes..

erm... apologies Prom. But you've gotta be impressed how spectacularly it went off topic!

How many degrees of forum separation!

Yeah, some fool started blabbing on about toffee popcorn, tsk 

Well you're wrong 

ban them!

The trouble with toffee popcorn is you have to eat it all once the packet is open otherwise it goes all hard and sticky and loses it's crunch.
I am a popcorn expert.

No
he is pretentious and makes food that no one in their right mind would want to eat,,, ANDDDDD he gave his customers food poisoning cos none of his staff understood basic food handling laws,

Speaking of popcorn.  Isn't it ace when you get in from the rain, wrap a towel round your head, get your jamers on and a nice pair of fluffy socks.

Best thing ever.

Do people not eat a whole packet at once anyway??

His pizza on yesterdays In Search Of Perfection looked a bit lush like. 

To be fair, I am thinking of his restaurant menu.

I loved Charley.

Have you been?  Did he give you Norovirus?

Fairy liquid jus with a hint of crytal meth, surrounding an ox tail on a bed of potato eyes? What's not to like?

No. I can't afford the prices.

Can't you rob a pensioner?

http://www.thefatduck.co.uk/The-Menus/Tasting-Menu/


A tasting menu for £150.... who would want to taste half of that.

In that case I'm not in my right mind - in before, "clearly".    I loved it and am looking for an excuse to go back.

And the food poisoning was caused by a load of toxic oysters that affected a number of restaurants supplied by the same, emm, supplier.  Nothing to do with lax food handling.

Me.  It's gorgeous. 

It sounds well worth robbing a pensioner for to me, go for it.

Who doesn't?  *badoom tish*  Thank you, I'm here all week. 

I went earlier this year, it's worth it for a treat or a once a year thing (and worth every penny just for the experience)

Apologies for first bit

When they did the investigation they discovered that staff who had been affected were still working in the restaurant - they had not washed their hands properly and therefore continued to spread the virus.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2...ood-poisoning-sewage

yes but to me, half of the experience of dining is visual and also thinking that you would really like to eat a particular dish.
Looking at the menu it really does leave me cold and in fact some of the dishes do make me feel quite nauseous.

Your putting me off Although the two month or so waiting list also has.

The customers were reinfecting the staff who were reinfecting the customers etc etc....  And back and forward it went. 

Seriously, it cost them thousands, they are a 3 star restaurant, they are a tiny place with nothing to gain from being careless with food hygiene.  I'd have no worry about eating there, more confidence than I would picking up a Domino's tbh.  They have too much to lose.

lol @ Lax