Stir fried with a hoisin sauce.
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Lovely pup.
Chewed her way through a Droylsden conservatory 
When we picked her up she held a gun to our face and said "give them the notes"
I feel like Max Bygraves at the Alhambra.
He was like a father to me
ÂĢ2000 a month that's worth 
You bars&rd! Step away from the pet!
Promise you will. I really want to sleep. 
