quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:
oh god just arrange to get it on in asda.
seriously, you should probably just miss out the 5 mins of chatting on msn first too.
seriously, you should probably just miss out the 5 mins of chatting on msn first too.
quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Lister_of_Smeg:
that funny one of my friends who is female said the same thing the other day
I am not a funny female. Just female(ish)
And very pretty from what I remember.
omg he is going to totally marry Karma after all!!111
or possibly just stalk her, I can't quite tell right this sec.
Neither. Nice lady, and a bit of a stunner. Well out of my league.
Awww, she might marry you out of sympathy. Do you want a cuddle?
I react violently to cuddles.
Is it cos I'm not a stunner?
I don't know you but I'm sure you are.
quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:
oh god just arrange to get it on in asda.
seriously, you should probably just miss out the 5 mins of chatting on msn first too.
It wasn't me!!
I don't use that thing. Seriously, it was something I was told about somebody else!
Really?
quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:
oh god just arrange to get it on in asda.
seriously, you should probably just miss out the 5 mins of chatting on msn first too.
It wasn't me!!
I believe yiouuuuu.
quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:
As sure as it ever gets with me.
So tell me, do I know you well then?
I wouldn't go that far no.
So how do you know me then?
It was incidental. I knew some people who know you. Happened upon your pic once.
Okay that sounded really stalky. Don't worry. I remember you and Gypsie from way back when. Both nice people. It was good to see you both here I don't know anybody else.
quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:
It was incidental. I knew some people who know you. Happened upon your pic once.
Okay that sounded really stalky. Don't worry. I remember you and Gypsie from way back when. Both nice people. It was good to see you both here I don't know anybody else.
Hmmmmm...but you would rather stay mysterious...
quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:
It was incidental. I knew some people who know you. Happened upon your pic once.
Okay that sounded really stalky. Don't worry. I remember you and Gypsie from way back when. Both nice people. It was good to see you both here I don't know anybody else.
Hmmmmm...but you would rather stay mysterious...
Ith a mystewy. Ith a mystewy.
quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:
It was incidental. I knew some people who know you. Happened upon your pic once.
Okay that sounded really stalky. Don't worry. I remember you and Gypsie from way back when. Both nice people. It was good to see you both here I don't know anybody else.
Hmmmmm...but you would rather stay mysterious...
Ith a mystewy. Ith a mystewy.
To get the full effect of the lisp it should be 'mythewy'
You will never get married if you don't tell her who you are, okay? 
Now I'm not a proper vicar but I'm pretty sure there's some kind of paperwork involved in weddings and forum names won't do.
Now I'm not a proper vicar but I'm pretty sure there's some kind of paperwork involved in weddings and forum names won't do.
quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:
It was incidental. I knew some people who know you. Happened upon your pic once.
Okay that sounded really stalky. Don't worry. I remember you and Gypsie from way back when. Both nice people. It was good to see you both here I don't know anybody else.
Hmmmmm...but you would rather stay mysterious...
Ith a mystewy. Ith a mystewy.
To get the full effect of the lisp it should be 'mythewy'
You are of course completely correct. My lisp detection powers fade at this time of night. Still a wonderful song though.
quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:
You will never get married if you don't tell her who you are, okay?
Now I'm not a proper vicar but I'm pretty sure there's some kind of paperwork involved in weddings and forum names won't do.
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:
You are of course completely correct. My lisp detection powers fade at this time of night. Still a wonderful song though.
Aha. So you are an older person then. But I am interested as to why you wish for your identity to remain anonymous. Is there a reason for this?
quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:
You are of course completely correct. My lisp detection powers fade at this time of night. Still a wonderful song though.
Aha. So you are an older person then. But I am interested as to why you wish for your identity to remain anonymous. Is there a reason for this?
Yes. Forum politics and misassumptions and inaccurate gossip and wild accusations leave me disillusioned, bewildered, and cold.
quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:
You will never get married if you don't tell her who you are, okay?
Now I'm not a proper vicar but I'm pretty sure there's some kind of paperwork involved in weddings and forum names won't do.
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
Do you want to come round to mine and listen to Stairway To Heaven?
quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:
You will never get married if you don't tell her who you are, okay?
Now I'm not a proper vicar but I'm pretty sure there's some kind of paperwork involved in weddings and forum names won't do.
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
Do you want to come round to mine and listen to Stairway To Heaven?
Yes. And smoke a joint. And wear flares. Okay.
quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:
Yes. Forum politics and misassumptions and inaccurate gossip and wild accusations leave me disillusioned, bewildered, and cold.
But that happens to about 40% of the people here. But I'm baffled as to why you cant tell me privately?
I might grow a beard.
Cut it off at the neck. 
Sorry to interrupt! 
Sorry to interrupt!
You have ruined a lovely romance.
quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:
Yes. Forum politics and misassumptions and inaccurate gossip and wild accusations leave me disillusioned, bewildered, and cold.
But that happens to about 40% of the people here. But I'm baffled as to why you cant tell me privately?
I don't know you well enough and you don't know me well enough to care. It's really not a big deal. I'm sorry to be so vague but that's how things have to be for me right now.
I am watching discretely!!!
quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:
You have ruined a lovely romance.
You're a funny one. How did you become her sidekick?
quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:
Yes. Forum politics and misassumptions and inaccurate gossip and wild accusations leave me disillusioned, bewildered, and cold.
But that happens to about 40% of the people here. But I'm baffled as to why you cant tell me privately?
I don't know you well enough and you don't know me well enough to care. It's really not a big deal. I'm sorry to be so vague but that's how things have to be for me right now.
Hmmmm ok. Well obviously you do know me and I reckon I would know you, but it's your prerogative. I would love to ask how you've been but it doesn't really seem appropriate
quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:
You have ruined a lovely romance.
You're a funny one. How did you become her sidekick?
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
I am watching discretely!!!
It's like that programme Through the Keyhole
quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:
You have ruined a lovely romance.
You're a funny one. How did you become her sidekick?
Past internet bezzie mate/love of my life didn't want to talk to me any more so now I talk to other people. Karma is rather marvellous; her earlier thread taught me so much about msn dating etiquette.
quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:
You have ruined a lovely romance.
You're a funny one. How did you become her sidekick?
Wasn't it Community Service?
quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
I am watching discretely!!!
It's like that programme Through the Keyhole
I could never guess who they were.
quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
I am watching discretely!!!
It's like that programme Through the Keyhole
I could never guess who they were.
Neither could I and some of the houses were really shit!
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:
You have ruined a lovely romance.
You're a funny one. How did you become her sidekick?
Wasn't it Community Service?
quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
I am watching discretely!!!
It's like that programme Through the Keyhole
Yes. But without the famous people. Voyeurism is closer to the mark. I don't mind. Nobody knows me so if I have become the object of ridicule it matters not. They don't know me.
quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:
You have ruined a lovely romance.
You're a funny one. How did you become her sidekick?
Past internet bezzie mate/love of my life didn't want to talk to me any more so now I talk to other people. Karma is rather marvellous; her earlier thread taught me so much about msn dating etiquette.
I know how that goes. I'm sorry.
quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
I am watching discretely!!!
It's like that programme Through the Keyhole
Yes. But without the famous people. Voyeurism is closer to the mark. I don't mind. Nobody knows me so if I have become the object of ridicule it matters not. They don't know me.
Be less paranoid, you're probably not that much of a total weirdo.
quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
I am watching discretely!!!
It's like that programme Through the Keyhole
Yes. But without the famous people. Voyeurism is closer to the mark. I don't mind. Nobody knows me so if I have become the object of ridicule it matters not. They don't know me.
I wouldn't say an object of ridicule, but as you are behaving very much like the Man from Milk Tray right now it doesn't harm to shed some humour on the situation? You could be Michael Jackson for all I know
quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:
You have ruined a lovely romance.
You're a funny one. How did you become her sidekick?
Past internet bezzie mate/love of my life didn't want to talk to me any more so now I talk to other people. Karma is rather marvellous; her earlier thread taught me so much about msn dating etiquette.
I know how that goes. I'm sorry.
Really?
quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
I am watching discretely!!!
It's like that programme Through the Keyhole
Yes. But without the famous people. Voyeurism is closer to the mark. I don't mind. Nobody knows me so if I have become the object of ridicule it matters not. They don't know me.
Be less paranoid, you're probably not that much of a total weirdo.
That's comforting thank you.
quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:
You have ruined a lovely romance.
You're a funny one. How did you become her sidekick?
Past internet bezzie mate/love of my life didn't want to talk to me any more so now I talk to other people. Karma is rather marvellous; her earlier thread taught me so much about msn dating etiquette.
I know how that goes. I'm sorry.
Oh I know how that goes too. Quite a common problem it seems?
quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
I am watching discretely!!!
It's like that programme Through the Keyhole
Yes. But without the famous people. Voyeurism is closer to the mark. I don't mind. Nobody knows me so if I have become the object of ridicule it matters not. They don't know me.
Be less paranoid, you're probably not that much of a total weirdo.
That's comforting thank you.
See, I'm lush at these emotional thingies. God knows why I got ditched.
quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
I am watching discretely!!!
It's like that programme Through the Keyhole
Yes. But without the famous people. Voyeurism is closer to the mark. I don't mind. Nobody knows me so if I have become the object of ridicule it matters not. They don't know me.
I wouldn't say an object of ridicule, but as you are behaving very much like the Man from Milk Tray right now it doesn't harm to shed some humour on the situation? You could be Michael Jackson for all I know
I am not typing this to you on a laptop from the safety of a coffin shouting I am alive you bastards. Ergo, I am not Michael Jackson.