And shaved off the wolf beard, he wouldn't be that bad. I like his tattoos.
Do I need help?
Do I need help?
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Have you ever dirty danced with an inflatable crocodile?
I think that would solve a lot of my problems.
We should all go out drinking with Troooo then. 
quote:Originally posted by Karma_:
And shaved off the wolf beard, he wouldn't be that bad. I like his tattoos.
Do I need help?
Possibly!(about you needing help, that is!
)I'm just looking at Marcus now - without all the hair, he'd look like that irritating Irish comic from years ago - you know, the one with L and R on his wellies!
quote:Originally posted by Karma_:
And shaved off the wolf beard, he wouldn't be that bad. I like his tattoos.
Do I need help?
Deffo.
Sorry to deflate your fantasy. 
He looks like a standby for a bad amateur wrestling bill. But if you can see past that...
He should cut the hair. BUt can leave the beard -it's fine. He'd look 20 years younger.
quote:Originally posted by Karma_:
And shaved off the wolf beard, he wouldn't be that bad. I like his tattoos.
Do I need help?
If he got a new head, a personality, and somehow grew a brain I suppose he might be okay. I don't know how he'd go about that though. Specially the growing a brain bit.
quote:Originally posted by Barolo:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:
And shaved off the wolf beard, he wouldn't be that bad. I like his tattoos.
Do I need help?
Possibly!(about you needing help, that is!
I'm just looking at Marcus now - without all the hair, he'd look like that irritating Irish comic from years ago - you know, the one with L and R on his wellies!
Jimmy Cricket!
quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:
And shaved off the wolf beard, he wouldn't be that bad. I like his tattoos.
Do I need help?
If he got a new head, a personality, and somehow grew a brain I suppose he might be okay. I don't know how he'd go about that though. Specially the growing a brain bit.
Do you like anyone?
that funny one of my friends who is female said the same thing the other day 
oh you 2 are soooo getting married.
quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:
And shaved off the wolf beard, he wouldn't be that bad. I like his tattoos.
Do I need help?
If he got a new head, a personality, and somehow grew a brain I suppose he might be okay. I don't know how he'd go about that though. Specially the growing a brain bit.
Do you like anyone?
Sophie's dim but harmless. David is thick but not devious. I'd be okay with either of them winning.
quote:Originally posted by Lister_of_Smeg:
that funny one of my friends who is female said the same thing the other day
I am not a funny female. Just female(ish)
quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Barolo:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:
And shaved off the wolf beard, he wouldn't be that bad. I like his tattoos.
Do I need help?
Possibly!(about you needing help, that is!
I'm just looking at Marcus now - without all the hair, he'd look like that irritating Irish comic from years ago - you know, the one with L and R on his wellies!
Jimmy Cricket!
That's the one, Karma! Now, imagine him with mutton chops - Marcus to a T!!
You were meant to say you luvs Karma and you want to marry her and live happily ever after. omg men are rubbish at subtle hints. 
quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:
And shaved off the wolf beard, he wouldn't be that bad. I like his tattoos.
Do I need help?
If he got a new head, a personality, and somehow grew a brain I suppose he might be okay. I don't know how he'd go about that though. Specially the growing a brain bit.
Do you like anyone?
Sophie's dim but harmless. David is thick but not devious. I'd be okay with either of them winning.
Hmmmm. Hardly worthy winners in my most humble opinion.
Nowt wrong with being a bit devious now and again.
quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:
You were meant to say you luvs Karma and you want to marry her and live happily ever after. omg men are rubbish at subtle hints.
quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:
You were meant to say you luvs Karma and you want to marry her and live happily ever after. omg men are rubbish at subtle hints.
I shall coach him, okay? You will get that big sparkly ring!
quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Lister_of_Smeg:
that funny one of my friends who is female said the same thing the other day
I am not a funny female. Just female(ish)
And very pretty from what I remember.
quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:
And shaved off the wolf beard, he wouldn't be that bad. I like his tattoos.
Do I need help?
If he got a new head, a personality, and somehow grew a brain I suppose he might be okay. I don't know how he'd go about that though. Specially the growing a brain bit.
Do you like anyone?
Sophie's dim but harmless. David is thick but not devious. I'd be okay with either of them winning.
Hmmmm. Hardly worthy winners in my most humble opinion.
Nowt wrong with being a bit devious now and again.
Not worthy at all. Can you remember a BB winner who was?
quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Lister_of_Smeg:
that funny one of my friends who is female said the same thing the other day
I am not a funny female. Just female(ish)
And very pretty from what I remember.
Hmmmm.
quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Lister_of_Smeg:
that funny one of my friends who is female said the same thing the other day
I am not a funny female. Just female(ish)
And very pretty from what I remember.
omg he is going to totally marry Karma after all!!111
or possibly just stalk her, I can't quite tell right this sec.
quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:
Not worthy at all. Can you remember a BB winner who was?
Not at 3.24am, but I may tomorrow
quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Lister_of_Smeg:
that funny one of my friends who is female said the same thing the other day
I am not a funny female. Just female(ish)
And very pretty from what I remember.
Hmmmm.
oh crap this isn't looking wedding-y.
quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Lister_of_Smeg:
that funny one of my friends who is female said the same thing the other day
I am not a funny female. Just female(ish)
And very pretty from what I remember.
Hmmmm.
oh crap this isn't looking wedding-y.
You're making me snort
quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Lister_of_Smeg:
that funny one of my friends who is female said the same thing the other day
I am not a funny female. Just female(ish)
And very pretty from what I remember.
omg he is going to totally marry Karma after all!!111
or possibly just stalk her, I can't quite tell right this sec.
Neither. Nice lady, and a bit of a stunner. Well out of my league.
and you are making my cry. I thought I was finally going to get my chance to be a vicar. 
quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Lister_of_Smeg:
that funny one of my friends who is female said the same thing the other day
I am not a funny female. Just female(ish)
And very pretty from what I remember.
omg he is going to totally marry Karma after all!!111
or possibly just stalk her, I can't quite tell right this sec.
Neither. Nice lady, and a bit of a stunner. Well out of my league.
You sure you got the right person here?
quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Lister_of_Smeg:
that funny one of my friends who is female said the same thing the other day
I am not a funny female. Just female(ish)
And very pretty from what I remember.
omg he is going to totally marry Karma after all!!111
or possibly just stalk her, I can't quite tell right this sec.
Neither. Nice lady, and a bit of a stunner. Well out of my league.
Awww, she might marry you out of sympathy. Do you want a cuddle?
quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Lister_of_Smeg:
that funny one of my friends who is female said the same thing the other day
I am not a funny female. Just female(ish)
And very pretty from what I remember.
omg he is going to totally marry Karma after all!!111
or possibly just stalk her, I can't quite tell right this sec.
Neither. Nice lady, and a bit of a stunner. Well out of my league.
You sure you got the right person here?
As sure as it ever gets with me.
oh god just arrange to get it on in asda.
quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:
As sure as it ever gets with me.
So tell me, do I know you well then?
quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Lister_of_Smeg:
that funny one of my friends who is female said the same thing the other day
I am not a funny female. Just female(ish)
And very pretty from what I remember.
omg he is going to totally marry Karma after all!!111
or possibly just stalk her, I can't quite tell right this sec.
Neither. Nice lady, and a bit of a stunner. Well out of my league.
Awww, she might marry you out of sympathy. Do you want a cuddle?
I react violently to cuddles.
quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:
As sure as it ever gets with me.
So tell me, do I know you well then?
you will soon.
quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:
oh god just arrange to get it on in asda.
quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:
As sure as it ever gets with me.
So tell me, do I know you well then?
I wouldn't go that far no.
quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Lister_of_Smeg:
that funny one of my friends who is female said the same thing the other day
I am not a funny female. Just female(ish)
And very pretty from what I remember.
omg he is going to totally marry Karma after all!!111
or possibly just stalk her, I can't quite tell right this sec.
Neither. Nice lady, and a bit of a stunner. Well out of my league.
Awww, she might marry you out of sympathy. Do you want a cuddle?
I react violently to cuddles.
Is it cos I'm not a stunner?
quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:quote:Originally posted by Nemesis:
As sure as it ever gets with me.
So tell me, do I know you well then?
I wouldn't go that far no.
So how do you know me then?