PMSL...or will he just slither off?

 I don't care if he walks sideways, backwards or on his head, if only he would go..... but he won't

He has to stay...he keeps things in the house lively

See how upset poor JJ is.  Bless him.

Now have had enough of the scrawny little fecking drama queen....  plane for JJ 

who will pick JJ'S  fingernails  out of the walls 

Wonderful?,Oh yes.

Flight fully booked but it's ok,throw him on a roof rack

Any mode of transport Lee, I hate it when they carry on like this. He's got them all asking to go in and talk to him, I thought Shabby was an attention seeker.

Ben gives him a hug, good one Ben, shame it's wasted

So the little mollusk is staying then.

My friends BiL is a fisherman,I'd ask him to lend him one of his boats ,even the damaged one.

It's not a crab boat is it Lee