Old Nick is doing summat naughty behind you, I can tell by his expression

no i reckon jesus is pretty pissed off with him too.

It means you're perfectly well adjusted

anyways.. hell ain't a bad place to be

Yep-listen and weep.

He's singing " Go compare"

I'm on a highway to hell anyway slinks. 


Nick better not be doing anything bad behind me Leccy. 

Jesus told me ( in dream that he thinks Dave is a runt......well I think he said runt, I mishear C's for R's....oooh I don't know)

and i think you will find that stelios of easy jet fame behind her

*stab stab stab*

yes, take yourself off to think about what you've done, say three hail mary's, dance two hello dollies and drink four bloody marys.

I agree!

I only just managed to stop myself telling all his youtube friends they would going to the hot place!

TIP OF THE DAY

You have to be a norty Christian to burn in Jesus hell....become an atheist and the threat will disappear

I think so, yes.  Warm bott for you in hell. 

A supposed recording of the damned roasting in the fires of hell

Crikey El Loro - I thought that was going to burst into a chorus of Agadoo or summut

You'll be fine Cinds 

No, because Jesus hates Dave too

All my friends are going to hell anyway so I reckon it will be a good time!

Heaven sounds boring. Loads of people playing harps, singing in choirs and eating Philadelphia cheese

a bit of smoked salmon with that philly and I'm already there 

I bet Dave made that video 


Although to me it sounded more like the local swimming pool during the school summer holidays.