Turn on them and unleash the hounds of hell ????

Slap them 

I'd leave her in no doubt that I wasn't happy about it.

If it was on TV I would be right fed up, but if it was just on a nite out, I think I would laugh! and then be a bit worried!

I wouldnt like it and would say so

I wouldnt think it was a laugh on a night out either. What I dont get is re the denise thing, Is she grabbed her boobs right before she did it, whats that all about. 

I have a friend with huge bosoms. ON nights out, the joke usually ends up with someone (jokingly) snoozing on them. Thats as far as 'normal' girls night out jokes go. Im not sure I get denises logic at ALL

I would just think of her as another daft young lass and feel flattered.

I would say, "Get the eff off me! That's I'm reserved for the Hef!!"  

Yeah, but you're just used to it! 

Maybe Denise has lesbian tendances

Really huge!!**drools**

regardless of age or sex if I was minding my own business and someone came up behind me and yanked my trews down, without thinking, my natural reaction would be to immediately turn ready to lump em one.. 

when I was married I remember my hubby gave my arse a real meaty norty type of grope while we were standing at the bar and there was a  row of old blokes sat down watching him. .I instinctively slapped him around the face and told him to never do that to me in public again. . [yeah I probably was a right cow  but still, it felt gross in public] have also slapped complete strangers who have tried a grope or to lift my skirt up while walking thru a club or bar . .. .didn't even have time to stop to think about it, I reacted the minute it happened.. to me it isn't normal behaviour at all ..

My reaction would be to slap.

well  for me it depends on how far into the current  week it   it is.

i have 10 pairs of presentable , some would say sexy, underpants, but for the final  days before i do the washing  i am reduced to wearing my 'emergency'pants,  now no matter how much you all deny it, i know for a fact , ladies included, that you have a drawer for 'emergency' pants.

so if my  trousers were hoist down on  day one , I'd probs pose for a bit...

 If they were  pulled down on  day 11, I'd have to deck  whoever did it

I'd be more surprised that they managed to undo my belt, button and zip without my noticing before they pulled down my pants.

One doesn't do elasticated waists. 

,I've never hit anyone in my life although I suppose instinct would be to slap I guess it would be a right ding dong row..TBH after hearing Denise and her friend say this and boob flashing is what happens on their girlie  nights out ,I wouldn't go out with them for a Kings ransom

Well that's Wilmslow for you.

Could be a new show,TOWIW.

I have to admit the reason I have slapped a few is mainly cos of the shock factor of what had just happened.. . occasionally I have just said I'll send them the bill for trying to get a freebie grope or knicker flash.. I also have a thing about my hair being puled too [won't even let a hairdresser brush it it hurts too much] and when I used to tie it back if anybody pulled my pony tail it hurt so much I turned and slapped without thinking too. .

I am a bad slappy Olly

One of my pet hates is if someone is speaking and they prod you on the arm/shoulder,that really grinds my gears and sends me into a *Don't touch me* mist.

With me it's the sneak up from behind and no warning that sets me off into slappy mode..

Not that I;ve done that in ages. .it's been years since I went out and nowadays I doubt anybody would even try a grope considering I am a fugly ol wrinkly. .my slaps are a lot weaker now I reckon too

I think if I'd a drink in my hand I'd give them the pleasure of cooling their courage,chuck it over them,if I'd a handbag,on second thoughts no,my bags are always filled with so much  it could be viewed as a deadly weapon.

Mine too. .it needs wheels it is so heavy and I probably only leave the house once a month so gawd knows what's in it 

I love handbags and I do convince myself I NEED everything that I put in it,truth is I NEED 3 items at the most,phone purse and whatever I've put in a make-up bag,the rest is a compulsive excess.

 Ditto....

Same here, doesn't matter how old someone is, you don't go pulling my trews down in public

I would nut them!

I'd set Katty on 'em

 Straight to the point as usual Katty,one thing though,won't you please pull your pants back up before going into combative mode.

I remember hanging from a tarzan swing that was too high for me to get on by myself, and my sister pulled down my trousers and my pants came down with them.  All the kids in the street were surrounding me laughing and I was just hanging there crying with my pants down.

Last year was such a painful time for me

Aww Jane   Cinds,

I had to think about the Jane ref for a moment.  Being a bit blonde today.

It's the trauma of what was done to you,you're still deeply traumatised.

I am, that's why to this day, not only do I wear a belt, but I also wear braces. 

I would be like 'shriek! cheeky cah!' but wouldn't go on and on about it and make a big issue of it like the whiny twins and nicola did.  If it happened again I would ask them quietly and discreetly to please not do it again.  As Denise said she was sorry, I don't see what all the fuss was about, and the twins milked the camera-hogging opportunity for all they were worth!  Pathetic!

A 54 year old? How old are you then?

54 is young EFFT!!!!!  

Let's just say they wouldn't try it again .

that made me burst out laughing

a bit like the first scene in 'anger management'

and as for denise

i wouldnt be best pleased