Lori's job.

Taster for Thornton's

I'd like to dish out the winners cheques to the Lottery winners.

I'd like to be Croc's first customer

I'd like to change my answer to Rexi's please!

Except I hate Thorntons .......I'll do Cadburys though!

CEO of Procrastination Inc.

You still have to get the numbers right.

What if someone you really didn't like won? Would you cut the cheque in half?

If I had Lori's job, you lot would all be banned  You'd be the first one to go Ducky 

I'd love to be able to get a job as a proof reader. I've done the course.  

Who you calling ducky, ducky

Hey! I bagsied it first. And now you are so top of my list.

...erm...Ducky. 

Soz, you moved over to chocolate taster (sooooo blimming femaley predictable ), so I took Lori's job instead...besides she likes me the best 

hmmm....I'd have to think about that one...

But I don't think I'd get to know them enough before I handed over the dosh to make that judgement.

I'd love loads of land to open an animal santuary. I'd take them all in and look after them for the rest of their days 

It's a femaley blimming prerogative to change their mind!  So I'm changing mine back......and if you stand in my way Mr. Rawky-Roo I'm going to chase you round the forum talking about menstrual cycles, flicking my hair,  weeping into my hanky, and dribbling chocolate down your shiny shirts.

Huh - move the goalposts, why don't you

Pfft

I'll maybe do that too.... Well maybe later!

 you wouldn't!!

Hmm I'd like to be one of those lucky sods who get to fly round the world reviewing all the best hotels and holiday destinations.  With my family of course.

P.A. to an A-lister.

Any takers

Wanted: Royal dishwasher. Salary: RM5,916

 

The British Royal Family is hiring a dish washer.

Candidates for the post of General Assistant (Wash Up) must be flexible, punctual, reliable and "able to work well in a team", according to a job description on the Royal Household website.

Although the post is based at Buckingham Palace, the job requires travel away from London for up to two months of the year.

A Buckingham Palace spokesman told The Daily Telegraph: "It is a very small, tight team and they retain that small team atmosphere when they move around."

"When the court moves to Balmoral or elsewhere, so does the team."

The starting salary is £14,200 (RM71,000) per year.
Source: The Telegraph
Published 21st Febuary

erinp
The starting salary is £14,200 (RM71,000) per year.

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Any chance of working your way up to the top job if you do really, really well and show lots of initiative?

I'd like David Lamb's job on CDWM

If the CDWM thread's anything to go by, you're in with a shout Baz 

He does make the show

  Want to help me sort out the contestants Velvet?

I think so too Slimfern

Trainee Simon Cowell, what's the downside? No musical taste necessary.  I like to think I've got musical taste but I can always pretend I haven't if the money's good. Act like a dick. have a dodgy haircut, wear trousers too high, be obnoxious, make stupid choices putting through rubbish acts and still make £££££s and $$$$$s!

Good Call



But really ?

Is there a 'doing sudoku and posting inane comments on a forum' job? 

Cagney I am with you on this one it has always been my dream too

Would be fab eh? One of these days 

Football Commentator- I would be a scream

Ambassador for WWE in the UK- Promoting the organisation, getting to meet the wrestlers would be so cool and I would be drooling over Nattie.

That one that was advertised in Australia... looking after a beautiful island. Needless to say it got thousands of replies.