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JAVELIN girl Fatima Whitbread is the latest star to join the I'm A Celebrity line-up.

Here are the 11 pitching camp with the jungle rodents — and they include a love rat and a hamster eater.

DJ Pat Sharp is on stand-by in case anyone quits.

JESSICA JANE CLEMENT, 26, TV presenter and sometime dancer in music videos (pictured above). Famous for: Going undercover as a scam artist in BBC3's The Real Hustle.

No doubt Only Way Is Essex lothario Mark Wright will be hoping that she goes under the covers with him.

Just remember your training on how to identify bad guys, Jess.

 

I'm A Celebrity
 

FATIMA WHITBREAD, 51, athlete (far left). Famous for: Olympic javelin medals.

Might be wishing she was a sprinter after a couple of weeks camping under the stars.

FREDDIE STARR, 68, comedian (second left). Famous for: Eating hamster sarnie, which made The Sun's front page.

The pet was good practice for when he has to face up to a plate of fish eyes.

SINITTA, 43, Eighties pop singer (centre). Famous for: So Macho hit and being Simon Cowell's right-hand woman.

Wore palm leaves on The X Factor but can she sleep under them in the jungle?

MARK WRIGHT, 24, reality TV star (second right). Famous for: Being love rat on The Only Way Is Essex.

Will no doubt be working his charms on anyone under 50 in the jungle.

LORRAINE CHASE, 60, model-turned-actress (far right). Famous for: Saying Luton Airport in 70s TV ad, and playing ex-con Steph Stokes on Emmerdale. Jungle will be harder than a stint in the cells.

 

I'm A Celebrity
 

ANTONY COTTON, 36, Corrie star (far left). Famous for: Pulling pints in the Rovers as gay knicker-stitcher Sean Tully. He'll be pining for a Betty hotpot when he's scoffing creepy crawlies.

STEFANIE POWERS, 69, actress (second left). Famous for: Eighties hit Hart to Hart.

She'll be back in heart-to-heart mode when her stressed-out jungle mates start to have meltdowns.

DOUGIE POYNTER, 23, McFly bassist (centre). Famous for: Romancing The Saturdays' Frankie Sandford, then hitting rehab.

Hopes to rival his Strictly star bandmate Harry Judd.

CRISSY ROCK, 53, actress (second right). Famous for: Misery and bossiness as Janey on Benidorm.

Won't take the no-nonsense Scouse star long to pick up Janey's traits when discomfort sets in.

WILLIE CARSON, 68, ex-champion jockey (far right). Famous for: riding 187 winners in 1990.

Derby hero is used to spending his time around big animals — but not the beasties awaiting him.

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Originally Posted by stonks:

FECKING LOVEEEEEEEEE FREDDIE STARR!!!!

Why? 

 

Isn't he an odious man that takes the piss out of disabled people? Have i got the right guy?

 

One day, ITV will surprise me with a TV show that i will want to watch.....one day 

Rawky-Roo

The only one I don't know is that TOWIE fella;  I still think of Mark Wright the footballer when the name crops up   Still, nice to see a mix of ages although Willie Carson can be a right mardy bum.

Cosmopolitan
Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:
Originally Posted by stonks:

FECKING LOVEEEEEEEEE FREDDIE STARR!!!!

Why? 

 

Isn't he an odious man that takes the piss out of disabled people? Have i got the right guy?

 

One day, ITV will surprise me with a TV show that i will want to watch.....one day 

I think that might be Jim Davidson

duchess
Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:
Originally Posted by stonks:

FECKING LOVEEEEEEEEE FREDDIE STARR!!!!

Why? 

 

Isn't he an odious man that takes the piss out of disabled people? Have i got the right guy?

 

One day, ITV will surprise me with a TV show that i will want to watch.....one day 

No Freddie Starr is the mad one that all the interviewers dreaded having on....

stonks

 

 

Detest Freddie Starr, once saw him live and it's 3 hours of my life I will never get back. Odious, egotistical little sh*te,  and you're right Rawky he does take the piss out of disabled people and anything else he deems beneath him..  I do hope he's changed  The rest I don't mind, for now  

Dame_Ann_Average
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:

 

 

Detest Freddie Starr, once saw him live and it's 3 hours of my life I will never get back. Odious, egotistical little sh*te,  and you're right Rawky he does take the piss out of disabled people and anything else he deems beneath him..  I do hope he's changed  The rest I don't mind, for now  

I saw him live too - doing his Elvis routine (and it was dreadful).

He got heckled, the heckler got marched outside and was given a hiding by the bouncers in the car park.  Poor s*d died of his injuries the following morning.

 

It didn't help that mid routine Starr muttered into the mic "give him a good kicking".

 

We all had to do a statements for the police.

Cosmopolitan
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
 
 

I saw him live too - doing his Elvis routine (and it was dreadful).

He got heckled, the heckler got marched outside and was given a hiding by the bouncers in the car park.  Poor s*d died of his injuries the following morning.

 

It didn't help that mid routine Starr muttered into the mic "give him a good kicking".

 

We all had to do a statements for the police.

 

 

 

Not at all surprised and how awful

I worked with the best friend of his first wife from Huyton... she hates him with a passion, wish I had known her before I bought the tickets  

 

He's horrid,  a revolting little man who suffers from small man syndrome 

Dame_Ann_Average
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:

 

 

Detest Freddie Starr, once saw him live and it's 3 hours of my life I will never get back. Odious, egotistical little sh*te,  and you're right Rawky he does take the piss out of disabled people and anything else he deems beneath him..  I do hope he's changed  The rest I don't mind, for now  

I saw him live too - doing his Elvis routine (and it was dreadful).

He got heckled, the heckler got marched outside and was given a hiding by the bouncers in the car park.  Poor s*d died of his injuries the following morning.

 

It didn't help that mid routine Starr muttered into the mic "give him a good kicking".

 

We all had to do a statements for the police.

Awww thats terrible Cosi....

stonks
Originally Posted by stonks:


Awww thats terrible Cosi....

Was bad   In fact the whole thing from start to finish was awful - but we were only kids on a night out and knew no better at the time.  Food was dreadful, atmosphere un-nerving right from the off, Starr was on something (probably Peruvian)... and then this poor lad gets man handled out of the building.  His heckle wasn't even rude;  if anything we all thought he was part of the act.

 

As Dame says, let's hope he's changed.... but the last time I saw him on tv he was in Spain and living the life of a very bitter, humourless has been.

 

It doesn't bode too well for when/if he finally let his guard down, Stonksy

Cosmopolitan
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by stonks:


Awww thats terrible Cosi....

Was bad   In fact the whole thing from start to finish was awful - but we were only kids on a night out and knew no better at the time.  Food was dreadful, atmosphere un-nerving right from the off, Starr was on something (probably Peruvian)... and then this poor lad gets man handled out of the building.  His heckle wasn't even rude;  if anything we all thought he was part of the act.

 

As Dame says, let's hope he's changed.... but the last time I saw him on tv he was in Spain and living the life of a very bitter, humourless has been.

 

It doesn't bode too well for when/if he finally let his guard down, Stonksy

I've only ever known him from the telly and thought he was funny but then I was a child, I hate it when they turn into grump old men and nothing from their younger days shines through....

stonks
Originally Posted by Katerina:

Sinitta has apparently pulled out at the last minute, due to her fear of snakes and bugs. FFS hasn't she watched the show before?!

Oh fer gawds sake...daft bint.

kattymieoww
Originally Posted by Katerina:

Sinitta has apparently pulled out at the last minute, due to her fear of snakes and bugs. FFS hasn't she watched the show before?!

My goodness! I have just actually laughed aloud and snorted at that. What the eff planet does she live on? If anyone doesn't know by now what this programme is about then it doesn't bear thinking about. Surely to goodness her agent (which I would imagine is a prominent one) would tell her what the job is.

Sezit

Whoops I just posted a link to the lineup and then saw this so deleted the one I'd done.

 

I can't believe Fatima Whitbread. I swear I thought she was a man that looked vaguely familiar.

 

The Mcfly boy will probably be a laugh as they all seem a nice bunch when I've seen them on anything. And the one from Corrie who was in Queer as Folk I know too.

 

Freddie Starr I detest so I hope many horrible things happen to him while he is there

FM
Originally Posted by Sezit:
Originally Posted by Katerina:

Sinitta has apparently pulled out at the last minute, due to her fear of snakes and bugs. FFS hasn't she watched the show before?!

My goodness! I have just actually laughed aloud and snorted at that. What the eff planet does she live on? If anyone doesn't know by now what this programme is about then it doesn't bear thinking about. Surely to goodness her agent (which I would imagine is a prominent one) would tell her what the job is.

If you were her agent would you tell her?......I know I would'nt....

stonks

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