~Not to mention horney so i did something really stupid! I txt an ex to ask if they fancied meeting up for a bit of sexy time. I dont even like this guy but i knew he would be well up for it. He certainly managed to piss on my bonfire! he txt back and i quote "Na tar, iv got a bird now" NOT EVEN A KISS AT THE END! Felt like such a dick. But on the up side i managed to accidently pull 4 lads although i turned them all down on there offers of dates but it did my ego some good
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I have no words
Yaaada! get a grip !
Twas a very stupid thing to do. Lesson learnt!
You need to get yourself a decent booty call sorted.
Criteria for booty call:
Not a boyfriend, or anyone elses boyfriend (though helps if they'd like to be your boyfriend)
Have their own place (you have to be able to go to theirs... so you can leave, & so they don't try & get their feet under your table)
Good sex
Top Tip - Don't booty call em too often... & Don't eventually decide to 'make a go of it' & then go out with the booty call. It will only disappoint!
Criteria for booty call:
Not a boyfriend, or anyone elses boyfriend (though helps if they'd like to be your boyfriend)
Have their own place (you have to be able to go to theirs... so you can leave, & so they don't try & get their feet under your table)
Good sex
Top Tip - Don't booty call em too often... & Don't eventually decide to 'make a go of it' & then go out with the booty call. It will only disappoint!
There are plenty of people i could call on if i decided i wanted it but i decided some years ago one night stands are not for me. I think i txt the ex coz its familiure but at the end of the day i just want to be someones girlfriend again, im good at that. I just need to find someone that i can see myself cuddling up with and falling in love with and fingers crossed they will want to cuddle up with and fall in love with me too. Sounds easy typing it. In practise its much more difficult
Anyway putting my tiny violin away and heading for bed. Cya tomorrow bout 7
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Nothing like selling yourself short.
Ever thought of going on the game? You'd kill two birds with the one stone.
Ever thought of going on the game? You'd kill two birds with the one stone.
Your just needing some company .. and a bloody good seeing to - lol
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But on the up side i managed to accidently pull 4 lads
How does one 'accidentally' pull 4 lads? You either score or you don't? And if you get approached and you don't wanna know then you tell him to do one. Simples I would have thought?
Ahhh the bootycall gone wrong
Try a cucumber .
LOL....I love that velvet donkey
Bliddy hell
Get yourself down to Ann Summers and ask to see their selection. Less trouble and more reliable than any bloke..
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Get yourself down to Ann Summers and ask to see their selection. Less trouble and more reliable than any bloke..
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Would agree wiv Deman! Although they're not very good on the ol' cuddle front...
True, but then cuddles aren't always the requirement! Reference: velvet
Nothing like selling yourself short. Ever thought of going on the game? You'd kill two birds with the one stone.
As subtle as a flying brick!
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Nothing like selling yourself short. Ever thought of going on the game? You'd kill two birds with the one stone.
That made me laugh so hard that I farted
Growly!!!
a huge gust of wind has just blown my shed down...
a huge gust of wind has just blown my shed down...
Growly, I'm not sure that that was the type of 'bootycall' Kelly was looking for!
Hey.......how long has sexy kelly been back on the scene? .....and where has she been hiding out?
lainy!!
How tings?
How tings?
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lainy!! How tings?
Gosh much better thanks Blizzie.....at last. I thought it was the end of the world at the time, but he's on meds and back at work:-)
Aww, that's brill!
Does he have to have a special diet, or anything?
Does he have to have a special diet, or anything?
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Aww, that's brill! Does he have to have a special diet, or anything?
no not really, just a sensible oneReference:
Growly, I'm not sure that that was the type of 'bootycall' Kelly was looking for!
beggars can't be choosers and all that Reference:
Growly, I'm not sure that that was the type of 'bootycall' Kelly was looking for!
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~Not to mention horney so i did something really stupid! I txt an ex to ask if they fancied meeting up for a bit of sexy time. I dont even like this guy but i knew he would be well up for it. He certainly managed to piss on my bonfire! he txt back and i quote "Na tar, iv got a bird now" NOT EVEN A KISS AT THE END! Felt like such a dick. But on the up side i managed to accidently pull 4 lads although i turned them all down on there offers of dates but it did my ego some good
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Nothing like selling yourself short. Ever thought of going on the game? You'd kill two birds with the one stone.
Hahahaha Brilliant Reference:
Nothing like selling yourself short. Ever thought of going on the game? You'd kill two birds with the one stone.
Fab reply to what I seriously hope is a wind up thread....It is isn't it?.
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hello Lee If you think this is a wind up, have you seen the other 'I admitted at work today' thread?
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hello Lee If you think this is a wind up, have you seen the other 'I admitted at work today' thread?
Hi Growly how's you and your's?....I haven't saw the other thread, surely it can't be as bad as this is it?....Perhaps OP should ask the mods to change her name to Desperate Kelly .
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Yes, it is, Lee. Emmeline Pankhurst would turn in her grave.
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Fab reply to what I seriously hope is a wind up thread....It is isn't it?
Even if it isn't a wind up thread whats the big deal? People are making out like Kelly is doing something wrong, bootycalls are very common and lets face it feeling horny is natural. Lots of people putting on holier than thou faces as far as I can see.Reference:
Even if it isn't a wind up thread whats the big deal? People are making out like Kelly is doing something wrong, bootycalls are very common and lets face it feeling horny is natural. Lots of people putting on holier than thou faces as far as I can see.
Speak for yourself eh.
I do thanks
there was a time...... some time ago!
I always find kelly's threads thought provoking for one reason or another
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lets face it feeling horny is natural.
Yes, I agree that is natural. Plastering the details of your sex life on a public forum is not quite as natural.
No its not but it doesnt mean she deserves to be told to go on the game. Or to have people acting like they have never done anything vaguely sexual out of a relationship.
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