I have no words

Yaaada! get a grip !

Twas a very stupid thing to do. Lesson learnt!

You need to get yourself a decent booty call sorted.

Criteria for booty call:

Not a boyfriend, or anyone elses boyfriend  (though helps if they'd like to be your boyfriend)
Have their own place (you have to be able to go to theirs... so you can leave, & so they don't try & get their feet under your table)
Good sex

Top Tip - Don't booty call em too often... &  Don't eventually decide to 'make a go of it' & then go out with the booty call.   It will only disappoint!

There are plenty of people i could call on if i decided i wanted it but i decided some years ago one night stands are not for me. I think i txt the ex coz its familiure but at the end of the day i just want to be someones girlfriend again, im good at that. I just need to find someone that i can see myself cuddling up with and falling in love with and fingers crossed they will want to cuddle up with and fall in love with me too. Sounds easy typing it. In practise its much more difficult

Anyway putting my tiny violin away and heading for bed. Cya tomorrow bout 7

Nothing like selling yourself short.

Ever thought of going on the game?  You'd kill two birds with the one stone.

Your just needing some company .. and a bloody good seeing to - lol

How does one 'accidentally' pull 4 lads? You either score or you don't? And if you get approached and you don't wanna know then you tell him to do one. Simples I would have thought?

Ahhh the bootycall gone wrong

Try a cucumber .

LOL....I love that velvet donkey

Bliddy hell
Get yourself down to Ann Summers and ask to see their selection. Less trouble and more reliable than any bloke..

()()
 

Would agree wiv Deman!
Although they're not very good on the ol' cuddle front...

True, but then cuddles aren't always the requirement!

 As subtle as a flying brick!

That made me laugh so hard that I farted

Growly!!!

a huge gust of wind has just blown my shed down...

Growly, I'm not sure that that was the type of 'bootycall' Kelly was looking for!

Hey.......how long has sexy kelly been back on the scene? .....and where has she been hiding out?

lainy!!

How tings?

Gosh much better thanks Blizzie.....at last. I thought it was the end of the world at the time, but he's on meds and back at work:-)

Aww, that's brill!

Does he have to have a special diet, or anything?

no not really, just a sensible one

beggars can't be choosers and all that

Hahahaha Brilliant

Fab reply to what I seriously hope is a wind up thread....It is isn't it?.

hello Lee    If you think this is a wind up, have you seen the other 'I admitted at work today' thread?

Hi Growly how's you and your's?....I haven't saw the other thread, surely it can't be as bad as this is it?....Perhaps OP should ask the mods to change her name to Desperate Kelly .

Yes, it is, Lee.  Emmeline Pankhurst would turn in her grave.

Even if it isn't a wind up thread whats the big deal? People are making out like Kelly is doing something wrong, bootycalls are very common and lets face it feeling horny is natural. Lots of people putting on holier than thou faces as far as I can see.

Speak for yourself eh.

I do thanks

 there was a time...... some time ago!


I always find kelly's threads thought provoking for one reason or another  

Yes, I agree that is natural.  Plastering the details of your sex life on a public forum is not quite as natural.

No its not but it doesnt mean she deserves to be told to go on the game. Or to have people acting like they have never done anything vaguely sexual out of a relationship.

Kelly get a grip. You've done this crap for ages, grow up.